Archive for the 'Humor' Category

If People Were Like Vegans

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society on October 21st, 2023
If People Were Like Vegans
If People Were Like Vegans…

That’s a funny truth! If people were like Vegans, we’d have a plethora of fake vegetable products akin to Beyond Salad. Of course, if people were like Vegans, we’d also probably have already “cancelled” them. 😉

America's Latest Shortage

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on October 21st, 2023
America’s Latest Shortage

Ever since Biden was installed as the POTUS America has been plagued by various and sundry shortages, both in luxury goods and basic necessities. America’s latest shortage, however, is arguably the worst one yet. We’re suffering from a severe lack in conspiracy theories as most, if not all, of what the Left has decried as conspiracy theories has been proven to be either true or based firmly and strongly upon the facts in evidence. 🙄

Dems' Halloween Horror

Posted in Humor, Politics, Religion, Society on October 20th, 2023
Dems' Halloween Horror
Dems’ Halloween Horror

Hilarious, but the Dems would actually be far, far, far more horrified to find Christian messaging, much less a reference to an ontological debate, in their children’s trick-or-treat haul than finding mind altering or psychotropic drugs, actual toxins, or razor blades or needles in them. In point of fact, they’d declaim the former as a hate crime… and their government would back that up as would their media.

Halloween Calendar

Posted in Humor, Society on October 20th, 2023
The Halloween Calendar
The Halloween Calendar

It’s getting close to Halloween – closer than I planned for this post, but life is what it is. But, this does mean it time – past time actually – to start the active counterattack against the yearly Christmas Creep.

This Is Halloween!

So, as all can plainly see, the Halloween calendar, measured as it is in jack-o-lantern decomposition, covers the year. Hence, it’s always some variant or sequence position of Halloween. 😆

Code ICD-10-CM F03.C18!

Posted in 2024 Elections, Humor, Politics on October 16th, 2023
Code ICD-10-CM F03.C18
White House Security Bulletin
Code ICD-10-CM F03.C18 In The West Wing

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that the Secret Service has their own specific, idiosyncratic code for when Joe going wandering through the White House, but I’ll stick with the hospital one. I’m also pretty damn sure that whatever code they do use, they use a lot. 😉