Reflections From a Murky Pond

Explaining Millennials is easy. And, by this, I mean explaining their existence and commonness in America, not why they are like they are. The explanation is easy – Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill. 😆 I swear to Silenus, Strawberry Hill resulted in more Millennial births than anything else, though those damn wine coolers accounted for a lot of the later Millennials.

But, my fellow Gen Xers, lets not be too prideful. A damn lot of us are here due to: Andre’s Cold Duck, Mateus, and Lancers. 😉

Junk Food Politics indeed! Definitely an example of garbage in, garbage out, and an example of being what you, as a nation, eat.

Chicken fried bacon. Again, chicken fried bacon. That just may be the quintessential breakfast – or lunch, or dinner, or all three – for large swaths of the citizenry of our fine, if beleaguered, nation. And serving it with sawmill gravy may well be genius.

And yeah, “Because ‘Murica!” That just seasons this dish perfectly. Nothing is tastier than “owning” a common libtard slur for Americans and anything resembling Americana. Then, that is normal for us. They try to create insults to use against us, but we consistently fail to be offended by them.

Thanksgiving is passed, as is Black Friday and Cyber Monday. So, you can decorate without bad luck or opprobrium from right-thinking people. Of course, the nature of that decorating is in flux. 😛

Some Very Fine Christmasween Decorations

Oh! And to all you fanatical Clausians, check your calendars. Besides, you really shouldn’t be doing purely Christmas stuff until Advent, which starts Sun, Dec 3, 2023 this year.

My spirit animal doesn’t exist! Oh wait! Maybe I was wrong about that. 😆 It’s looks like there’s a spirit animal for everyone, even bloody-handed, old grognards like me. 😉