Archive for the 'Humor' Category

They Had Me At Cookies

Posted in Humor, Society on April 19th, 2020
It's like that! While the Dark Side had me at cookies, masks and respirators seem like a strong draw these days. :lol:
They Had Me At Cookies

It’s like that! While the Dark Side had me at cookies, masks and respirators seem like a strong draw these days. 😆

Don’t Touch Your Face!

Posted in Humor, Society on April 18th, 2020
Don’t Touch Your Face!

Hey! As we all know now, we need to shelter in place, social distance, wear masks and gloves, and don’t touch our faces. CNN even gives instructions on this new practice.

And hey again! There are even new products hitting the market that will help you with is! And believe me, they work! 😆

A More Holistic, Natural, And Progressive Solution

But, for the more earthy-crunchy, natural or nothing, anti-capitalist sorts, there are also purely nature aids to not touching your face.

Easter In 2020 …

Posted in Humor, Society on April 12th, 2020
Easter In 2020 Feels A Bit Like That
Easter In 2020 Feels A Bit Like That

Oh yeah! Easter in 2020 ain’t like ones in the past. It feels a lot more like getting up close and personal with a facehugger. Worse, I’m not sure that 6ft is enough distancing to avoid their initial leap.

Don’t Be Sinophobic!

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on April 7th, 2020

In These Coronavirus Times, Don’t Be Sinophobic

As, according to certain sorts, one of the greatest perils of the Coronavirus panic is Sinophobia – well, now at least, since our President called it a China virus; before that the media had no issues – we Americans, especially us White Men, need to step up and do the right thing. 😉

And, of course, by the “right thing,” I mean one or Chinese girls. We so need to show that we’re not racist and, if that means, putting ourselves at risk, then so be it. After all, the sorts who are complaining demand that we harm ourselves for the betterment of more protected races.

Sure, it might not be as safe as we’ve come to expect, but it’s the right thing to do, Gentlemen.

NOTE: Not all of these Asian beauties are Chinese. Simply put, the one point upon which I agree with our detractors is that we Americans are not very good at identifying non-Europeans at all.

Trump Campaign Gets Caught

Posted in 2020 Elections, Humor, Politics on April 3rd, 2020
Trump Campaign Gets Caught

Well, the damned, dirty, Trumpian Fascists of The Donald’s reelection campaign just got caught red-handed … doing something truly awesome and trying to do it anonymously so as to not have it seen to be part of their jobs as the POTUS’ campaign organization.

Since last Thursday, President Trump’s reelection campaign staff has been calling up local restaurants in the Blue Wall states: New York, New Jersey, Washington, and Michigan, and placing large orders of food to be delivered to more than a dozen hospitals in those crisis areas.

It’s a damned good thing that they got caught at it! Who knows what could have happened if their sort continued to support both local restaurants and front-line medical personnel during this pandemic.