Reflections From a Murky Pond

You just might have to be at least a bit country and far more than a bit of a fisherman to get really this one, but enjoy! 😆

Since I post bikini babe pics quite often, I’ve decided to be a responsible blogger and provide this PSA.

Your aftermarket breasts, eye-catching and delightful as they may be, are not flotation devices! They will not make you buoyant. They are not a suitable alternative to a life vest.

Breast implants, even those placed above the muscles of the chest, are not capable of making a person float. This is true for all types of breast implants, regardless of size, shape, filling, or density.

They may, however, in the event of drowning, decrease the response time of rescue personnel and increase your likelihood of survival, primarily due their drawing and keeping the attention of potential rescuers. 😛

Yeah, yeah :-|I captioned it with “Chicago” because… well, because Chicago has long been famous for its Dead Voting Bloc. Truthfully, especially in this election, it could be any Democrat-controlled, 3rd-World shithole festering and burning within our nation’s borders.

ROFLMAO! Yep! That sums up Facebook Fact-Checkers pretty damn aptly. They’re little to nothing but a bunch of often corrupt and/or biased 3rd-Party “fact-checkers” combined with the Far-Left-Leaning in-house fact-checking team – both of which are periodically overruled by either the sales teams (due to the value of ads placed) or upper management (due to poltical pressure).

A Nation Reborn In Joy – The United States Of Dixie
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Y’all need to get over it and get over yaselves while you’re at it. Learn to have some fun with things instead of getting your precious panties all wadded up. Have some fun!

Oh, and y’all need to stop lighting shit on fire! Y’all gonna need something to burn when President Trump gets reelected, ya hear?