Reflections From a Murky Pond

Each year, as what is still labeled as merely feminism “progresses” and degenerates, more and more females are living without access – willingly or femcel – to men’s penises and normative, heterosexual sexual congress. This has, in turn, led to the dramatic rise in female masturbation with various sex toys, a growing number of which are, of course, non-penetrative.

Well, because safety is important and people are stupid, choose the right tool for the job. Do not mistake your stick mixer for your Magic Wand! 😆

Hehe – the added bonus of this safety message is that are a subset of feministas who are so dead-set against ever listening to and “obeying” a man that they’ll likely run right out and choose the stick mixer just to rage against my “Patriarchy.”

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is simple a problem correcting itself. 👿

Enjoy! Just remember that safe sex applies to self-sex as well, especially when you’re horny, shitfaced from drinking that whole box of cheap wine alone, and bitter about not having and man and wanting one.

Little Dennis may have been titled “The Menace,” but he always embodied the free spirit, strong morals, and innovative, entrepreneurial spirit of the true heart and soul of America.

Little Dennis walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk.

“$2,467!”, he announced.

“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”

“Toothbrushes”, said Little Dennis.

“Toothbrushes”, echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”

“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Dennis, “I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.

“They all said the same thing, ‘Hey, this tastes like dog shit!'”

“Then I would say, ‘It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?'”

“I used the President Biden method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it’s free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.”

Young Dennis got five stars for his assignment. Bless his American heart.

Yep! This sure sounds like something Dennis would do. I guess he’s still, even after all this time, a menace to our domestic enemies. 😉

As we can see, while IKEA is famous for their flat packs, somethings IKEA don’t come in them. I, for one, am very, very glad of that. 😛

Despite what the devotees of Scientism ever so stridently and condescendingly claim, apparently the Earth is flat. Don’t believe it? Look it up! Yep! within the context of asteroseismology, Earth is definitely in the key of off. 😆

See? Not everything is a fish! Science now tells us that the Space Shuttle was actually a mammal. 😆