Obama’s Narrative

Obama’s all about narrative, which makes sense since storytelling is just about his only skill of note and he has no factual accomplishments to draw upon in his bid to keep to keep his job and thereby keep Queen Michelle in the lifestyle she has so quickly become accustomed to.

Obama - King of Shit
That Which I Say is Gold Is Gold And I Say I’m Golden

The biggest problem is that his narrative stinks, which also make sense since Obama’s narrative is limited to telling the American people that shit is actually gold.

Face it, the boy’s spent over three years wallowing in his own shit and screaming and flinging shit at anyone and everyone who complained about the smell and the mess. He’s the King of Shit indeed and, unlike the reeking drivel he spews, that’s no tall tale. 😆

Come November, 2012 it’s time for America to flush!

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