Bacon Rules
As it was fried so shall it be. The rules of bacon must be obeyed.
Bacon Rules
And yes, Ladies; rule 12 is incontrovertible. Properly used bacon will get you laid, especially during the Holidays.
Rule 12: Bacon Will Get You Laid
I’m really not sure exactly when or why bacon grew from being just tasty food into a pervasive meme or trope, but I’m enjoying every delicious, smoky minute of it. 😛