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Fulfilling His Oath

Posted in 2008 Election, 2012 Election, Humor, Politics on February 10th, 2013

Most Americans feel that Barack Obama has willfully and repeatedly failed to fulfill his Oath of Office as POTUS. Many of them have cried out about the boy’s combined refusal to properly execute the Constitutional duties of his office and his refusal to abide by the Constitutional restrictions placed upon the office.

Obama's Oath of Office
Obama’s Oath Of Office

It is, perhaps, unfair to claim that Obama has refused to fulfill his Oath of Office. Both in 2009 and in 2013 Obama took his Oath behind closed doors, surrounded only by select members his coterie. Until now, no Americans have actually known what oath the boy swore.

I do solemnly swear to uphold race warfare, incompetence, corruption, gun running, the killing of federal officers, American Ambassadors, and taking away the civil rights of law-abiding citizens.

— Barack Hussein Obama
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Whether he swore his oath upon the Bible, Qur’an, The Communist Manifesto, or The Audacity of Hope and whether he swore it to God, Allah, or his personal deity, Obama has kept his Oath of Office as he swore it. That, my fellow beleaguered Americans, is the problem.

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Abstinence Failure

Posted in 2008 Election, 2012 Election, Humor, Politics on October 29th, 2012

The Liberals and Progressives are right about one thing; abstinence-only education doesn’t consistently work. It relies too much upon the wisdom, forethought, and self-restraint of the participants involved.

The 2008 elections and Obama’s installation as the POTUS proved that without even a remnant of a shadow of a doubt remaining.

Obamastinence
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Despite all sense, education, and upbringing screaming that they shouldn’t do it, millions of residents of our nation voted for Obama.

Worse, our nation then had a contraceptive failure. The Electoral College, created by our Founding Fathers to protect the People from such failure of abstinence, did not step in and prevent this most unwise and unthought-out presidency.

All we’re left with, if we want to have some chance at the future we always wanted, is the hard step of abortion. We have to scrape out this unwanted parasite that is feeding off the very life’s blood of America. 😉

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Obama Satisfies Them

Posted in 2008 Election, 2012 Election, Humor on October 24th, 2012

The Liberals and Progressives are satisfied by Obama, even if they’re not satisfied with his performance or with some of his saner policy decisions.

Obama's like a drug that the Liberals and Progressives are hooked upon
Obama – The Fix That They Crave

The boy’s like a drug to them, feeding their monkeys of ethno-guiltism and oikophobia since he hustled onto the national stage in the 2008 elections.

Don’t lump the “Black Community” in with the White, Leftist addicts. They’re not satisfied by or with Obama… But they’ll vote for him anyway since he chose to be Black.

You also can’t lump those who aren’t supporting Obama so much as making war against the GOP. They’re oikophobic as well but Obama does not feed their need.

And, while they whine about hpw Americans have supposedly “othered” Obama and rant about the alleged “niggerization” of him, it just makes them crave him more and more, like when coca is processed into cocaine or opium into heroin.

The Liberals and Progressives are too far down the addiction spiral to ever have any hope of getting clean on their own. It’s definitely time for an intervention. 😉

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