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Post Halloween Morning

Posted in Coffee & Tea, Humor on November 1st, 2023
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Post Halloween Morning Is Often Interesting
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Yeah, for those without a full-time sexual partner or partners – and a few of us with those – the morning after Halloween can be interesting… dare I say spooky scary? You just never really know who you’ll be having coffee with. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Long Trans-Induced Morbity

Posted in Beer, Society on October 28th, 2023
Long Trans-Induced Morbidity
Long Trans-Induced Morbidity

The most recent data, from the week ending September 9th, showed Bud Light with an 8.9% share of the total US beer market, down from a far healthier 12% share immediately before the boycott began. And Bud Light’s sales have not shown any signs of recovering past 70% in both volume and dollar value – for while they couldn’t give it away – compared to before their ill-thought flirtation with Dylan Mulvaney and experimenting with transsexualism.

At that point, industry experts are of the opinion that Bud Light’s Long Trans-Induced Morbidity – like Long COVID, it was self-induced through improper social distancing ๐Ÿ˜‰ – is permanent. Unlike most previous boycotts, Americans have this time largely turned their backs upon a brand and product and show no signs of returning.

KFC’s Taylor Swift Special

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society on October 23rd, 2023
Taylor Swift Special
KFC’s Taylor Swift Special

From what I’ve heard, seen, and read, KFC has the right of it with their new Taylor Swift Special. ๐Ÿ˜† But hey! In these degenerate, transphilic times, we’re all – and I assume especially her string of ex-boyfriends – just glad that it and she don’t include a penis.

If People Were Like Vegans

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society on October 21st, 2023
If People Were Like Vegans
If People Were Like Vegans…

That’s a funny truth! If people were like Vegans, we’d have a plethora of fake vegetable products akin to Beyond Salad. Of course, if people were like Vegans, we’d also probably have already “cancelled” them. ๐Ÿ˜‰

A Proper Martini

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Liquor on September 10th, 2023
A Proper Martini Is Shaken, Not Stirred
A Proper Martini Is Shaken, Not Stirred

Lucky Eddie (Hamingju Jรกtvarรฐr) may have been portrayed throughout the years as Hรคgar The Horrible’s rather stupid and bumbling sidekick, but he possessed and dispensed great wisdom. As is made clear above, a proper martini is shaken, not stirred. ๐Ÿ˜‰