How Long In Costume?
Posted in Animals, Food & Drink, Humor on November 3rd, 2023
Hehe… How long in costume? As long as it takes and at least until November 24th if you’re smart. 😆

Hehe… How long in costume? As long as it takes and at least until November 24th if you’re smart. 😆
Post Halloween Morning Is Often Interesting
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Yeah, for those without a full-time sexual partner or partners – and a few of us with those – the morning after Halloween can be interesting… dare I say spooky scary? You just never really know who you’ll be having coffee with. 😉

The most recent data, from the week ending September 9th, showed Bud Light with an 8.9% share of the total US beer market, down from a far healthier 12% share immediately before the boycott began. And Bud Light’s sales have not shown any signs of recovering past 70% in both volume and dollar value – for while they couldn’t give it away – compared to before their ill-thought flirtation with Dylan Mulvaney and experimenting with transsexualism.
At that point, industry experts are of the opinion that Bud Light’s Long Trans-Induced Morbidity – like Long COVID, it was self-induced through improper social distancing 😉 – is permanent. Unlike most previous boycotts, Americans have this time largely turned their backs upon a brand and product and show no signs of returning.

From what I’ve heard, seen, and read, KFC has the right of it with their new Taylor Swift Special. 😆 But hey! In these degenerate, transphilic times, we’re all – and I assume especially her string of ex-boyfriends – just glad that it and she don’t include a penis.

That’s a funny truth! If people were like Vegans, we’d have a plethora of fake vegetable products akin to Beyond Salad. Of course, if people were like Vegans, we’d also probably have already “cancelled” them. 😉