Reflections From a Murky Pond

Raise your masks so that you can better visualize the world you and your politicians’ policies are creating. 😛

CDC Recommends Progressives Wear Masks Higher To Better Appreciate Utopia They’ve Created

San Francisco, CA – The Center for Disease Control has issued new recommendations, urging progressives living in large cities to wear their masks higher on their faces to help better visualize the utopian world their policies have exclusively created. “I think I just heard a vehicle fly by powered by sunshine,” observed Todd McAllen as a homeless person pushed a shopping cart past. “It would honestly be hard to look at all the poverty, crime and despair and still see the wonderful world my leftist ideas had brought about, but now by simply moving my covid mask a couple inches northward, I can finally see people of all races walking through our city hand in hand.” Student activist Neera Dada agrees, “Oh look there, a transgender iman is hugging those non-binary children!”, she stated while unknowingly pointing to a burnt-out check cashing store. The CDC does acknowledge that masking may not be enough, as the ever present smell of fecal matter does disrupt some liberals’ ability to fully ‘envision a better world’. “You’re welcome my friends,” McAllen stated proudly, stepping into something wet and squishy he assumes is a bed of sunflowers.

— The Daily Bystander

Enjoy! Because all we Americans need a laugh right now, and all those Leftards in California, especially the shithole that they’ve remade San Francisco into, need to be laughed at.

I described this man’s unnecessary death as “unmourned” because this atrocity only made the local news; no national outlet seems to have carried it and it was kept from the American public’s consciousness.

It’s fairly horrific that emergency medical personnel would refuse to enter a building to provide lifesaving aid to a man in cardiac arrest due to it “being illegal to do so” under some California state, county, or local law put in place due to the panicdemic. It is mind-bogglingly fucked up that, according to government officials, there are no laws on any books of that nature. But, well more than a year ago, there was guidance issued by the Fire Department that could have been interpreted in that manner.

It makes me wonder how many other people were quietly killed, not by the coronavirus pandemic – those deaths, both real and fraudulent, were eagerly reported upon – but by the Democrat-engendered panicdemic that still surrounds it to this day.

Through the “science” of Optography, we can finally prove that the cat is the culprit!

Oh! And for the snarksters and pedants out there: While Optography was debunked and later derided as Junk Science – much like Phrenology – we’re actually pretty damn close to essentially being able to do that. 😉

With so much of our workforce now working from home, we’ve “had to” come up with a whole new series of emojis to reflect this new paradigm. 😉

True, most emoji use is by Millenials and Gen Z’ers, but this makes sense in this context because they’re the ones most threatened by even the thought of returning to an actual workplace. 😉

Ain’t that the truth? What doesn’t kill you mutates and tries again. It’s true whether it’s a virus or communism/socialism. 😉