Archive for December, 2016

Making Christmas Great

Posted in Society on December 25th, 2016

 
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Making Christmas Great
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Поздравля́ю тебя́ с Рождество́м! Here’s hoping you all have a merry Christmas, my friends. And, with the help of Russia’s Katya Sambuca, here’s also hoping we’re about to start making Christmas great again. 😉

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The End Of Hope

Posted in 2016 Election, Politics on December 22nd, 2016

The End Of Hope And The Bright Spring Of AmericaFollowing the American people’s election of Donald Trump to the Presidency, Michelle Obama did an hour-long interview with Oprah Winfrey in order to tell the audience how they were now all without hope – that now, after eight year of her husband being in the White House, his constituency was now, with Trump’s victory, without any hope remaining to them and how everything would just become worse for them from this moment forward.

To say the least, it was an unusual “exit interview” for a FLOTUS. Then, Michelle Obama – unaffectionately nicknamed “The Mooch” by many Americans – was never a usual or traditional First Lady.

We feel the difference now. See, now, we are feeling what not having hope feels like. Hope is necessary. It’s a necessary concept and Barack didn’t just talk about hope because he thought it was just a nice slogan to get votes.

He and I and so many believe that — what else do you have if you don’t have hope. What do you give your kids if you can’t give them hope?

— Michelle Obama

Despite many of the the people that Michelle represents truly needing our help, she does have something akin to a point irrespective of her hyperbole. The various demographic elements which were fond of the Obama Regime or, at least the tokenism it represented, are quite discouraged at this point in time. They have seen the country they were trying to create be aborted.

I do, however, have this to say. If Michelle Obama’s and those she represents’ dreams, aspirations, and hopes are so different from- and antithetical to those of mainstream, middle America, they shouldn’t still be in our country and certainly not walking free in it without restraint and/or some form of oversight as they represent a clear and present danger to themselves and others.

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Save The Snowflakes

Posted in 2016 Election, Humor, Politics on December 20th, 2016

The sudden sea change in American politics has gutted the emotions and mental state of the Millennials. Donald Trump’s becoming the next President of the United States has wrought incalculable harm to these younger Liberals’ and Progressives’ psyches. It’s a catastrophe of national scale that has crippled colleges, coffee shops, vintage clothing stores, and organic markets.

It’s Christmas! Show some charity, empathy, and compassion! Help us Save The Snowflakes!

Please Save The Snowflakes

These special, little snowflakes are being cared for by the various colleges and universities and provided with cry-ins, hot chocolate, bubbles, kittens, puppies and ponies, crayons, and Play-Doh among other needed comforts. This has resulted in a financial burden that neither the colleges nor the states can afford. They desperately need our help.

The Tears Of Liberals are the sweetest rain, refreshing the land that is America
Please Save The Snowflakes

That’s right! For the price of a pumpkin spice latte per week, you can help these special snowflakes find solace in their safe spaces, far away from microaggressions and campus triggers like conservative ideas, facts, logic, or any opposing views.

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