Fly The Friendly Skies
Posted in Humor on March 20th, 2012A lot of people donât like flying, especially the long, transatlantic flights. I can understand that but sometimes the people on the flight make it all worthwhile.
A man boarded an aircraft at Londonâs Heathrow Airport for New York. As he settled into his seat he noticed a stunningly beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight toward his row and bingo â she took the seat right beside him.
âHelloâ, he blurted out, âBusiness trip or vacation?â
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, âBusiness. Iâm going to the annual Nymphomaniac convention in the United States.â
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, âWhatâs your business role at this convention?â
âLecturer,â she responded,â I use my experience to disprove some of the popular myths about sexuality.â
âReallyâ, he smiled, âwhat myths are those?â
âWell,â she explained, âone popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, itâs the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers, factoring in all categories, are the Irish.â
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. âIâm sorry,â she said. âI really shouldnât be discussing this with you; I donât even know your name!â
âTonto,â the man said, smiling. âTonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.â
Unsurprisingly, while there are a great many sexual myths, there has never been such a myth claiming that men wouldnât say anything to get laid. đ


