Archive for March, 2012

White House Jihadi

Posted in Politics, Religion on March 20th, 2012

Dalia Mogahed - The Filthy White House Jihadi CuntThe “people” that Obama chooses to surround himself with – or, more likely, those that his handlers choose for him – are often the sort that shock the consciences of the American people.

It’s certainly very shocking for a POTUS to have an Islamist jihadi in their inner circle of czars, appointees and advisers, yet Obama does so in the twisted form of Dalia Mogahed who he appointed to his White House Office of Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships.

It’s pointlessly redundant to describe a Muslim as an anti-Semite, but Mogahed’s recent Twitter rant begs for that redundancy.

To those siding w/Assad: he cannot deliver stability, protection of minorities, or resistance to Israel. He is a killer w/o legitimacy.

Of course, declaring that Syria’s President, Bashar Hafez al-Assad lacked “legitimacy” because he didn’t support Muslim terrorism against Israel strongly enough isn’t that surprising coming from the vermin, Mogahed. This is the worthless sharmuta that two years ago said that Shari’a belonged in the UK and that is provided “gender justice.”

The majority of women around the world associate gender justice, or justice for women, with Shari’a compliance.

To be fair, she’s a hijabi, so it’s more than likely this mariidah kus thinks that wife-beating, raping prepubescent girls, and discriminating against women in matters of testimony, inheritance, marriage and divorce are :gender justice.”

Muslim “Gender Justice”

How Would Mogahed Face Such Justice?

The evidence is not particularly in doubt. The only real question before the American people is what “remedy” to apply to the White House Jihadi and whether or not those that apply it will let the law limit the nature of the solution they arrive at.

Related Reading:

Obama: An Intimate Portrait
Burning Country: Syrians in Revolution and War
Syria: A Recent History
The Muslims: A Graphic Novel (Volume 1)
A Defence of President Bashar al-Assad of the Syrian Republic

The Shameless Michelle

Posted in Humor, Politics on March 20th, 2012

[SinglePic not found]Michelle Obama has always had “issues” with pride and shame. She apparently spent her whole adult life before the 2008 elections being ashamed of America – or maybe it was just “Black America” since she’s always had a streak of racism and racial angst running through her and she did say “her country.” So maybe it was “Black America” she thought was making a comeback. I really couldn’t say.

Be that as it may, it’s nice to see that the FLOTUS is over her issues and that being the First Lady has improved her outlook.

And isn’t it special that she wants to share her new-found pride with we, the People?

Dear American Taxpayer:

For the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country.  I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain.  My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time.

Honestly, you just haven’t lived until you have stayed in a $2,500.00 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel.

Thank you for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service agents who tagged along to assure we were safe and cared for at all times.  By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buena Ventura Plaza restaurant in Marbella; great lobster with rice and oysters!  I’m ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha’s Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you’re not in Europe, you have to just grin and bear it.

Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate, according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip, and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of C02.

These are only rough estimates, but they are close.  That’s quite a carbon footprint, as my good friend Al Gore would say.  So we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars.  And drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.

I know times are hard, and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table, and trying to make ends meet.  So I do appreciate your sacrifices, and do hope you find work soon.

I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago.  I just had to get away for a few days.


Michelle Obama

P.S.  Thank you as well for the $2 Billion dollar trip to India.

P.P.S.  Thank you too, for that vacation trip to Martha’s Vineyard; it was fabulous.  And for the second smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha’s Vineyard, so we and the children could have him with us while we were away from the White House for eleven days.  After all, we couldn’t take him on Air Force One, because he might pee on some wires or something.

P.P.P.S.  Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas.  That 7,000 square foot house was great!  That only cost you guys $4 million. The Mr. wanted to do Camp David! Boring!!!!!!

P.P.P.P.S.  Don’t forget my ski trip to Vail this winter, and now the girls and I are in Africa with my mom.  All this while Barack golfs and campaigns to keep my trips coming for the next 4 years!  Love ya! Remember, we all have to share the pain of these economic times equally!  Love to redistribute – share the wealth.

Yes, the above-quoted email that I received is cruel, sarcastic humor. It is nothing but a snide attack upon Michelle Obama’s lifestyle since being installed in the White House contrasted against her public policy attempts and her husband’s campaign of class warfare. Yet, despite that or because of it, no actual facts presented in it are untrue or far wrong.

The glaring and gross hypocrisy of Michelle Obama wallowing in a taxpayer-funded lifestyle normally enjoyed on by the upper end of the global 1% while exhorting the people paying for her amusements to tighten their belts and exercise discipline in spending, diet, and other personal choices is well worthy of scorn, sarcasm, and snide attacks.

When you add in her husband’s constant pandering to populist classism and his vilifying of the successful in America, her profligate ways reach the point of ludicrousness.

Related Reading:

Race-Baiting Insanity: Liars and the Romney Campaign (Race-Baiting Insanity Series #5)
The New Jim Crow:  Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness
Hypocrisy in America:: The Veil of White Supremacy
CO2 in Seawater: Equilibrium, Kinetics, Isotopes, Volume 65 (Elsevier Oceanography Series)
Hypocrisy (Free Grace Broadcaster Book 193)

Line Up, Sheeple

Posted in Politics, Society on March 20th, 2012

Line up, Sheeple, and get your fix of comforting lies. You can tell where to go by the long queue of eager believers already formed.

Don’t be shy. All those lies are guaranteed to be comforting and to absolve you of any feelings that you might have to take action about something or that you might be wrong along with those that you followed or believed in.

Line Up For Lies - They're so much more comfortable than those pesky truths Line Up For Those Comforting Lies, Sheeple!

Oh sure, you could take the road far, far, less travelled and line up for truth instead.  But those truths are unpleasant and they’re bound to make you uncomfortable with yourself and the world around you.

Truth won’t set you free. It will bind you to action more stringently than any mortal tyrant and we can’t have that, can we? It’d be bound to make you uncomfortable and it would certainly upset the political and social order if you sheeple ever accepted those uncomfortable truths.

So line up, sheeple and get your comforting lies. Pay no attention to the man with the shears or the one with the hammer.

Related Reading:

The Creature of the Pines (The Unicorn Rescue Society)
Minds Make Societies: How Cognition Explains the World Humans Create
Barron's AP U.S. Government and Politics, 10th Edition
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
Lies Women Believe: And the Truth that Sets Them Free