Archive for July, 2011

Choose These!

Posted in Humor, Society, Technology on July 17th, 2011

Babes that hook up with gamers have issues that they have to deal with, mostly surrounding the problem of how much time and attention their boyfriends lavish on games instead of upon them.

Some of these young women go to interesting lengths to get the attention they crave…

You'd better put the controller down and 'choose these' or I'm out of here
You’d Better Choose These!

And no, boys. Turning around, seeing that, and chirping, “Pika Pika!” is not a good idea, tempting though it may be. 😉

Krill, Baby, Krill

Posted in Humor, Politics, The Environment on July 17th, 2011

It’s not my normal practice to lampoon the words and/or actions of those few people trying their damnedest to stave off the dissolution of America and to protect its beleaguered economy from further rape by America’s domestic enemies, nor is it in my nature to use their words as a basis for puns. Some things, however, are just too good to pass up.

A diver feeds to a whale shark
Krill, Baby, Krill

A bit of humor, even a pun, is good though, lest we take ourselves, rather than our cause, too seriously. And besides, how often does anyone get the chance to see a whale shark being hand fed?

Al-Qaeda Wins After All

Posted in Politics on July 16th, 2011

In the 10 years that America and the Civilized World have been defending themselves against the Muslims’ jihad humanity has made great strides in both exterminating the vermin and defending people against the vermin’s diseased rage. Sadly, it looks like Al-Qaeda and the other jihadis and terrorists will win after all.

Muslim Terrorist - Spreading The Faith Of IslamIn the aftermath of the Muslims’ terrorist attacks of 9/11 the US government under President Bush Jr. and Vice-President Dick Cheney stepped up and moved strongly and boldly to protect American men, women, and children from further terrorist attacks by America’s Muslim enemies.

One of the most maligned defensive measures was the creation of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), who are responsible for deny Muslim terrorists access to transcontinental guided missiles – i.e., passenger aircraft – via American airports while still adhering the crippling duress of Political Correctness.

Most, if not quite all, travelers know that the TSA is annoying, obstructive, and “less than best prepared” to do their jobs. Despite the fact that ineconomies of scale, budget constraints, and the sad fact that the Liberals won’t allow them to do their jobs, there’s no denying that the TSA officers are not by any measure very good at their jobs. Yet as bad as they are now, they’re about to become even worse.

Not only has the TSA been allowed to unionize, its “workers” have elected the American Federation of Government Employees (AFGE), a cell of the ineffable AFL-CIO hegemony, as their exclusive representatives because the AFGE promised to eradicate the pay-for-performance system the TSA currently utilizes and replace it with a general schedule based upon seniority instead of merit.

Top priorities include adjusting policies around shift and leave scheduling and moving from the Performance Accountability and Standards System, the agency’s pay-for-performance plan, back to the General Schedule. PASS is “discriminatory and blatantly unfair,” particularly for senior employees, women and minorities, he said.

“The pay system and evaluation of employees to qualify for pay increases is horrible,” he said. “It’s a fraud, and we’re going to lay a lot of sunshine on that through the bargaining process. But bargaining is not the answer. We have to kill that system, and any type of management that cares about employees knows this has to go.”

— John Gage, AFGE National President

It’s a great idea to switch over the organization tasked with keeping the Muslims from crashing airliners into American cities the standard union failure of seniority-based pay scales and promotions. It has, after all, worked so well in the education system and elsewhere.

The real question is whether Gage’s income is being augmented by Al-Qaeda, Al-Shabab, Hamas, and the Taliban or if he supports them due ideology and sharing a common enemy.

It’s not surprising that Gage’s potential deadly agenda set well with the TSA “workers.” The TSA had already had to lower the standards of its Performance and Accountability Standards System in 2008 because only 2% of its employees received the highest rating of “role model,” and only 20& got the next highest mark of “exceeds standards,” these top two rating being the only ones of the four original ratings that qualified for raises under the original system.

So the Muslim terrorists of Al-Qaeda and similar nests of vermin will win after all. Growing laxity and the inability to promote diligence within the TSA means that they will get on board our airlines amd will use them to wreak destruction. I just hope that Americans remember that this will be because of the AFGE and exact a lethal retribution upon their leaders and their leaders’ kith and kin.

Taking Obama Seriously

Posted in Politics on July 16th, 2011

Obama mouths a lot words off of his teleprompter about how he’s trying to either save or protect “normal Americans” from the evils of the “Rich Old White Men” on Wall Street and the GOP.

Taking Obama Seriously - It's Hard To Do
It’s Difficult To Take Obama Seriously

He’s got more than a bit of a credibility problem though since by all tangible measurements America’s economy is in a worse and worsening state after he and his cabal of Liberals spent close to a trillion dollars that we didn’t have to fix it only to leave us with a persistent 9%+ official unemployment rate, which is significantly higher than Obama said America would suffer without his Porkulus package.

But, to be fair, he’s pretty good at golf. 😀

Americans’ Greatest Fear

Posted in Humor, Politics on July 16th, 2011

Americans’ greatest fear is not Muslim Terrorism. The Muslim terrorists, even when – it’s not an “if” – either Pakistan, North Korea, or Iran arms them with nuclear weapons, cannot do as much lasting harm to America as our government’s failed and/or misguided policies can do.

Generational Unemployment
We’re Just Lucky Your Grandparents Couldn’t Sell Their House
And Buy That Condo To Florida

No; American’s greatest fear is that we and our progeny, and perhaps their progeny as well, will be saddled with a collapsed and overburdened economy that results in generational unemployment.

And really, how bad could it possibly be? The urban Black population has had several generations in which a large number of their families had no family members who had ever been consistently employed and look how well they’re doing…Oh wait!

On the bright side, once well-established families families having to move back in with their parents will bolster the employment of divorce lawyers once the In-Law Factor takes hold. 😉