Dwayne The Roshambo

Dwayne The Roshambo Johnson
Dwayne Roshambo

That’s right! We’ve got to quite pigeonholing people, especially celebrities. Mr. Johnson isn’t just The Rock; he’s also The Paper and The Scissors! True. I’m quite unsure about his potential as The Lizard or The Spock, but that issue can be worked around. So let’s consider describing him as Dwayne “The Roshambo” Johnson instead. 😛

Tags: | | | |