Explaining Anything

Life is actually completely simple. Anything and everything in the world is very, very easy to explain…

Global Warming Murder
It Was AGW In The Study With Greenhouse Gasses

Anything even remotely unpleasant is because of Climate Change – which is, as all know through endless repetition and droning, President George Bush, Jr.’s fault.

The only flaw in this is “racism.” It hasn’t yet been determined if White’s endemic racism is because of AGW or if AGW is because of White’s endemic racism.

Anything even remotely pleasant is in spite of Climate Change – which is, as all know through endless repetition and droning, President George Bush, Jr.’s fault.

See? Life is simple. 😆

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4 Responses to “Explaining Anything”

  1. Alan Scott Says:

    Jonolan,

    Now one of the Global Warmers has had an attack of conscience and says Global Warming ain’t going according to plan. James Lovelock, the Gaia guy, still believes we are warming the planet, just not at the rate he and the other alarmists had predicted. Of course the poor guy is now 92 and must be senile.

    Somehow the big news outlets are not jumping to put out this story. Then again, maybe Obama really did fix the planet like he said he would. An economy in recession does not warm the planet. It also does not need as many illegal immigrants.

  2. jonolan Says:

    No, the Lamestream Media doesn’t publish “deniers'” statements. They’re completely sold on the “debate is over” idea promulgated by the Eco-fascists.

    One thing though – AGW, defined, as it is, as an American problem – does need many more illegal immigrants. If they can’t get more illegals into the US, it’ll be harder and harder for the Warmists to keep justifying their desire to steal our wealth.

  3. Alan Scott Says:

    Jonolan,

    They will never run out of jughead college students to protest corporations and go on camping trips . I heard May 1 is stop your fellow citizens from getting to work day. Not that all of their fellow citizens can find a job.

  4. jonolan Says:

    Well, if the vermin try to stop me from getting to work I fully intend to “draw the foul” and then use lethal force to defend myself.

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