Long Before Ms. Welch

Posted in Humor, Society on June 30th, 2024
Hawk Tuah? Long Before Ms. Welch There Was Monica
Long Before Ms. Welch There Was Monica

That’s right. The current viral trend of “Hawk Tuah” isn’t really new. Long before the lovely and fun-seeming Hailey Welch somewhat inadvertently “broke the internet,” there was Monica Lewinski. 😛

The World’s Loudest Splud

Posted in 2024 Elections, Politics on June 29th, 2024
Biden's Debate Performance - The World's Loudest Splud
Biden’s Debate Performance – The World’s Loudest Splud

Watching the recent Presidential debate was painful. On one hand, it’s always affirming to be right. On another hand, it’s great to watch one’s enemies fail horribly and know that it’ll be hard for them to recovery. On yet another hand though, that debate was 90 minutes of watching an infirm old man be forced to humiliate and degrade himself for all the fucking world to watch. And then, afterwards, getting to watch his fucking wife praise him as if he was a toddler or a puppy – again, for all the world to watch.

Yeah, I hooted and hollered. And yeah, I mocked Biden for him stumbling and his slack-jawed, blank-faced look on the split screen. I did all that. But, by the end of it. I wasn’t laughing; I wasn’t happy. I was damn near both to crying and screaming in rage because that was wrong. Enemy or not, I can’t abide them parading Biden out a utterly debasing and humiliating him like that.

Your Dick And Crazy

Posted in Society on June 29th, 2024

Your Dick And Crazy – Not A Serious Worry

One of the penultimate – and most violated – rules for men is Don’t Stick Your Dick In Crazy. More often than not, it does not end well at all for the man in question. But, there’s a lot of sorts of crazy…

Transgirls are definitively crazy; that’s not a subject for real argument. They are, however, one of the better forms of crazy, at least for more casual relationships. Admittedly, longer term is a hit or miss prospect due to the other mental conditions many of them have, but far too many women have those issues as well, plus the problems they present in these times.

Honestly, you’re probably better off with a transgirl than a modern woman. The transgirl is actually much, much, much more likely to be feminine in looks and actions and actual want to fulfill a more traditional feminine role in life and relationships. Yet, at the exact same time, they’re still guys – shut it, LGBTQers! – and can relate better to you… and might be more fun out of bed.

Yeah, we all stick our dicks in crazy. We’re guys; we’re stupid that way. You might want to consider a different sort of crazy though, one that seems to be less dangerous over all. Really, what’s the worst that can happen that is worse than what could and likely will happen with a crazy chick? You find out that you’re not quite as straight as you were raised to believe you are? Guess what? You’re in all statistical likelihood already so. We all are, with a very few, percentage-wise, exceptions. 😉

Cult Leaders & Kool-Aid

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on June 27th, 2024
Cult Leaders & Kool-Aid
Cult Leaders & Kool-Aid

Yeah, when it comes to cult leaders and their followers drinking the kool-Aid, Anthony Fauci has Jim Jones beat hands down. They’re not even close to being in the same league. 😉

Debate Conditions

Posted in 2024 Elections, Politics on June 26th, 2024
Biden's Debate Conditions
Biden’s Debate Conditions

Tomorrow, President Trump and Creepy Uncle Joe will have their first “debate.” And yes, those conditions – which, by and large, President Trump casually agreed to – all favor Biden, who likely couldn’t “win” vs. President Trump even if he was allowed to phone a friend. And, I truly don’t believe that they can dose Biden with enough Adderall to change that.

Actually, as far as I can see, President Trump has already “won” this farce. He’s chosen to walk into CNN’s closed studio and “debate” Biden with two severe TURDs sufferers, Jack Tapper and Dana Bash, with no audience to provide witness. It’s not unlike David walking into the lions’ den, except that President Trump is a bigger lion. 😉 President Trump and the American people know this is kabuki and that every bit of this farce is rigged against him. Hence, he’s going to go in there strong; they’re going to silence him and coddle Biden, and we, the People are going to see them do it and we’re going to see President Trump weather it and proverbially stride forward.