Reflections From a Murky Pond

So, Tampon Tim saw his shadow. That means 6 more weeks of ICE in the retard’s favorite city. 😆

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Lesbians Still Licking A Year In

According to a number of freaked-out lesbians, mostly on social media, the election of President Trump was a genocidal assault upon them. Well, we’re a year into Trump’s second term and exactly nothing has happened to them at all, not by President Trump, not by any of the several States’ governments, and not at all by we, the People. A year in and the lesbians are still licking, fingering, toying, and even marrying each other, though that’s not working out well for them overall.

I’m guessing that those same supposedly terrified lesbians are more than a bit disappointed by this. I’m pretty sure that they have a problem with the simple fact that the vast majority of Americans – history suggests 97% – either don’t care or actually like it. In point of fact, history even posits that of the meager 3% of Americans who actively dislike lesbianism, only 3% of them – so, 0.09% of the total – would take any action at all. 🙄

That, right there, would sum up the lamestream media’s New Year’s Resolution to do their proper job and provide unbiased coverage of the news. Of course, it’s a case of “would,” since it’s unlikely to the point of impossibility that anything in the Lamestream Media would ever make such a resolution in the first place. 🙄

Supposedly, Democrat members of the Jan. 6 select committee will hold a “special hearing” on the 5th anniversary of the Capitol building assault to “honor” first responders and “expose the election deniers.”

At the hearing, we will examine ongoing threats to free and fair elections posed by an out-of-control Trump administration, expose the election deniers who hold high-level positions of significance in the executive branch and detail the threats to public safety posed by the hundreds of violent felons who were pardoned on the President’s first day in office.

— Hakeem Jeffries

It’s sort of funny, really. These Dems want to commemorate their actual insurrection and election fraud in 2020, and reclaim the narrative that President Trump is a threat to Democracy, presumably on that needs to be “removed.” And all that from a group of traitorous filth who someone in the Biden administration chose to preemptively pardon for any and all crimes related to the 2020 election and the January 6th protests.

Soon it’ll be pirating time! Well, privateering, since we’ll have Letters of Marque and Reprisal and, hence, safe ports in the US. 😆 Some of us lads – and a few lassies I’m sure – will be able to hoist the Jolly Roger and prowl the Caribbean for enemy vessels to seize or sink.

And no, Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m not exactly kidding. There’s a bill introduced to Congress granting President Trump the legal authority to issue those Letters of Marque and Reprisal.

S.3567 – A bill to authorize the President of the United States to issue letters of marque and reprisal with respect to acts of aggression against the United States by a member of a cartel, or a member of a cartel-linked organization, or any conspirator associated with a cartel, and for other purposes.

— Sen. Lee, Mike (R-UT)
(Introduced 12/18/2025)

Of course, absolutely nothing will come of this. Nothing! This is just a bit of fun and fantasy. S.3567 is, was, and will remain DOA in committee. It won’t even reach a floor vote, where it would fail anyway, given that Democrats vote against every single bill put forth by American Senators.

Even beyond enemy action or inaction in the Senate, there’s a laundry list of issues that would need to be addressed. While the U.S. Constitution, in Article I, Section 8, Clause 11, empowers Congress to “grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal,” there’s a bit more to it than just commissioning ships’ captains into privateers and setting them upon Venezuelan narcoterrorists and, potentially, tankers violating international and/or American sanctions. A whole legal infrastructure would need to be (re)created, e.g., Prize Courts.

Ah well, it’s a fun thought even though there’s statistically no chance that I’ll ever be able to captain a modern sloop-of-war claiming prizes from Caracus to the Gulf of America.