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Halloween Rattles

Posted in Humor, Society on October 26th, 2022
Halloween, Not Christmas
It’s The Time For Halloween Rattles

It’s the time for Halloween rattles, chains all a’dancing. Not the time of Christmas jingles, bells all a’tingles. Kick the fat boy and his trappings back into the hole where he and they still belong!

Aye, tis time to adorn our halls with black and orange, not buntings of red and green. Time to bedeck ourselves in spooky garb and revel and cavort, drunk on candy and booze.

Halloween Week

Posted in Humor, Society on October 24th, 2022
Halloween, Not Christmas
Halloween Week Is Here

It’s Halloween Week, so let’s all do our best to keep kicking the red-suited fat-boy back into the hole. 😉

Oh yeah! ‘Tis the time for sweet treats, drunken nights, and babes in sexy-spooky costumes, along with buntings of black and orange and all the creepy ornaments. The red and green stuff can and should wait to be seen.

Bruce’s Patrol Is Over

Posted in Humor on October 23rd, 2022
Bruce's Patrol Is Over
Bruce’s Patrol Is Over

That looks about right. It seems like something that Selina aka Catwoman would do to let Bruce aka Batman know that he’s been patrolling Gotham for too long and needs to get home. 😉

Sooth! 'Tis Halloween

Posted in Humor, Society on October 21st, 2022
Halloween, Not Christmas
Sooth! ‘Tis Halloween, Not Christmas

Sooth! ‘Tis Halloween, not Christmas. So kick the fat boy, his music and jingles, and all the shopping ads back into the oubliette until at least November 25th.

This is the spooky, sexy, candy-laden time of year, not the cozy gift-giving time. And, the colors of the season are black and orange, not red and green. The only ads we should be forced to endure are for candy and booze!

Beast's Cursed Castle

Posted in Humor, Movies on October 20th, 2022
Beast's Cursed Castle
Beast’s Cursed Castle

Beast’s cursed castle – yeah, Disney never showed you just how bad it was for the servants who, for some reason, were cursed alongside the Prince. 😮