Archive for the 'Humor' Category

The Pie Chart Chart

Posted in Humor on March 1st, 2021
The Pie Chart Chart, ie., a Pie Chart of what Pie Charts are called around our world
The Pie Chart Chart
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Sometimes humor is recursive. On that note and in the hope that people will find this as funny as I did, here’s a pie chart of what pie charts are called around the world. 😆 Yeah, a lot if the world isn’t as into pie as we are.

Percy’s 1st Pic Of Mars

Posted in Humor on February 20th, 2021
Percy's 1st Pic Of Mars
Percy’s 1st Pic Of Mars

Well, Perseverance aka Percy – our latest rover sent to Mars – has sent back its first images and we’re obviously fucked. 😆

Wake The Hell Up!

Posted in Coffee & Tea, Food & Drink, Humor on February 8th, 2021
Wake The Hell Up!

Yeah, some mornings – especially Monday mornings it seems – are like that. We all need – or, at least I do – some hellishly strong coffee in order to function in a manner that is safe for both myself and anyone around me. 😉

Coffee To Wake, Coffee To Rise, More To Make Me Smile

But … While coffee is quite enough to invoke my presence in the morning and to wake me up in a manner conducive to civilization, it does take more than that most times to bring me to both full consciousnesses and put me in a more pleasant mood at the start of the day.

I Am Summoned!

Of course, the one of my women who is something of a morning person in that she wakes up even earlier than I do, knows the proper rituals and rights to summon me to the waking world. 😉 So, in that I am one lucky devil. 😆

Kellnerinnen Are Proof

Posted in Humor, Society on February 7th, 2021
die Kellnerin
Kellnerinnen Are Proof That God Wants Us To Be Happy
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Personally, I’d say that it’s quite obvious that die Kellnerinnen (Waitresses) of the Biergärten (Beer Gardens, i.e., bars) are not evidence, but proof, that God wants us to be happy … and wants us to propagate. 😉

Combating Tribulations

Posted in Humor, Politics, Religion, Society on January 26th, 2021
Combating Tribulations With Tribbles

With all the crap going on, both holdover crap from 2020 and the new crap of 2021, e.g., the Dems’ coup against America’s President, Donald Trump, and the installation of their usurper, Creepy Uncle Joe Biden into the White House, Americans are definitely beset by tribulations. Indeed, for the Christian majority, it probably feels like it’s the actual Tribulation.

Believe me! I feel for you. We’re in essentially the same sinking boat – a boat deliberately scuttled by our nation’s and People’s domestic enemies, the Democrats. But … here’s a little bit of lift for our spirits. Nichelle Nicols covered in tribbles has got to be a good way to combat tribulations! 😆