Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Wendy's Goes Green

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society on May 11th, 2022
Wendy's Goes Green
Wendy’s Goes Green

It seems that Wendy’s has gone green in an effort to differentiate itself from it competitors and to pander to Liberals and Progressives. 😉

Netflix Had To Fail

Posted in Humor, Society on May 10th, 2022
netflix-chill

Netflix Had To Fail

Netflix had to fail and it’s doom has less to do with stupidly and bigotedly cancelling somewhere around 1 million Russian subscribers’ accounts, and even less than to do with people sharing accounts, than it does with just the facts of life in the age of the Dems’ and China’s virus.

To put it cruelly simply, no “Netflix and Chill” had to mean no Netflix, and there’s not much Chill going on anymore. A huge number of people’s sex lives have dried up like a Democrat’s campaign promises over the last 2+ years.

Food Shortages

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on May 10th, 2022
Food Shortages Are Not Surprising
Food Shortages Are Not Surprising

With the growing food shortages – honestly, still not a problem I’ve personally noticed beyond a certain level of mild inconvenience – I wonder if Biden and Co. are proud of themselves for their part in the economic collapse of America under their attempt to rule.

On The Bright Side, What Was Bothersome Is Now Smart

But, it’s not all ill winds blowing misery across our beleaguered-from-within land. With inflation, fuel crunches, and the rising and expanding food shortages, what was long-running series of bad jokes, worse memes, and bothersome and creepy attempts at meeting women is now approaching being a smart idea for men and women.

Despite what certain sorts of females and their titularly male enablers will tell you, women do appreciate and are attracted to men with money. And now, being able to fill a grocery cart and pay for it is swiftly becoming a sign of wealth and the willingness to spend it. Hence, grocery stores are now actually becoming a place to pick up women. 😆

But, all joking aside, it’s getting bad. And, you know that there are a bunch of Millennials feeling food insecurity because their local grocery store or boutique market hasn’t had their Divina martini olives in stock in weeks! And that’s how riots start… or, at least, angry Twitter #hashtags. 👿

Yeah Well, Florida

Posted in Humor on May 9th, 2022
Yeah Well, Florida - We Needed Signs Like This
Yeah Well, Florida – We Needed Signs Like This

It’s equal parts funny and sad for me to say, but Florida – They need signs like that. And yeah, I was born and raised mostly in central Florida, the home of Florida Man and one of the epicenters of “Hold My Beer!” Believe me, given what I saw done and did myself, I can honestly say that signs like this were and are needed! 😆

Self-Driving VW

Posted in Humor, Technology on May 8th, 2022
Self-Driving VW Prototype
Self-Driving VW Prototype

Cool! Someone leaked a pic of Volkswagen’s new self-driving car. 😆 Apparently they’ve had the tech since 1968 but are just now in the process of bringing it to the auto market.