Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Special Needs Plea

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on December 12th, 2025
Special Needs Plea
Special Needs Plea

Yeah, no. Sorry. The Special Needs community may not like it, but I’m going to keep calling ’em as I see ’em. Hence, Tim Walz is a retard, the worst kind of them too. But I can understand why they wouldn’t want to be compared to or associated with Tampon Tim. πŸ˜†

A Doomsday Retrospective

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on December 12th, 2025
A Doomsday Retrospective
A Doomsday Retrospective

The AlΒ·Gore Β·Ithm doesn’t lie. This is a doomsday retrospective covering 20 years of Al Gore profiting from predicting the end of the world due to a multiplicity of climate disasters supposedly being brought about by the same economy that pays his way. πŸ™„

Straight Outta…

Posted in Humor, Politics on December 11th, 2025
Straight Outta Brain Cells
Straight Outta Brain Cells

Yeah! Straight Outta Brain Cells fairly aptly describes Jasmine Crockett’s public persona. Essentially, she’s three holes, a worthless attitude, and no brains whatsoever. But hey! She’d be fairly hot if she could be convinced to get those tarantulas off her eyelids. πŸ˜†

Persona Non Cogitationes

It’s important to understand that I limited my opinion to Crockett’s public persona, almost all of which is false. Crockett is a performer, a social media influencer – a successful one too, with between 4-7 million followers across the platforms – who uses her political office to bolster her reach.

So, she might be quite intelligent and possessed of the sort of wisdom common among grifters. I mean, it’s pretty damn obvious that her political career exists for the purpose of furthering her brand and setting herself up for future, presumably lucrative, public engagements.

NOTE: This heading uses very badly butchered Latin. I know that. It was deliberate to make an allusion to persona non grata.

Fucking Feckless Retard

Posted in Humor, Politics on December 6th, 2025
Fucking Feckless Retard
Fucking Feckless Retard

Tampon Tim is a retard. Worse, he’s a fucking feckless retard, mentally incompetent, irresponsible, and utterly worthless. But then that’s why Kamala picked Walz as her running mate. πŸ˜†

Oh, and the retard really hates it when people drive by his place and yell the “R-Word” at him. So, if you’re going by 1006 Summit Avenue, St. Paul, MN, don’t forget to give Ole Tim a shout-out. πŸ˜‰

Christmas Movies

Posted in Humor, Movies, Society on December 5th, 2025
Christmas Movies
Old School Christmas Movies

I think we’ve all seen the recurring memes about Die Hard being a Christmas movie. And this year, I’m seeing a lot of them adding Lethal Weapon to the Christmas Movie list. I get a kick out this. But, let’s never forget the original Christmas movie, Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence. πŸ˜‰

Oh yes, long ago, Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence used to be shown by one or more of our local affiliates every year around Christmas. I mean, it really wasn’t the Christmas season until David Bowie (Maj. Celliers) is buried to the neck under the Javan sun. πŸ˜†