Archive for September, 2022

Fall In Florida

Posted in Humor on September 25th, 2022
Fall In Florida
Fall In Florida

Yessiree! As a born and raised Floridian – now a long-term expat living amongst Bluebellies – a can, will, and do attest and affirm that this is the strongest sign of Fall in Florida. ๐Ÿ˜†

We Are Doomed

Posted in Announcements on September 25th, 2022
We Are Doomed
It Is Mete That We Are Doomed

It is mete that we are doomed. Our stupidity, seemingly growing worse generation by generation, both guarantees our extinction and makes it right and proper. Humanity, or what it has devolved into, deserves to end.

Early Fall Thigh-Highs

Posted in Society on September 24th, 2022

Early Fall Thigh-Highs

As it’s very early Fall in the Northern Hemisphere and very early Spring in the Southern, here’s a gallery of beautiful women in high, warm socks – and not necessarily all that much else.

If Veggies Are So Good

Posted in Announcements on September 24th, 2022
If Veggies Are So Good, Why Does Vegan Food Suck So Bad
If Veggies Are So Good

A generation or more long question that Vegans refuse to answer – if veggies are so go good, why do they keep trying to make them taste and look like meat and why does Vegan food taste so horrible?

It makes no objective sense. It’s not like there’s not a plethora of damn fine, damn tasty and satisfying vegetarian foods available around the world. So why does Vegan food – and I mean specifically Vegan Food – so often turn out to be poor and disgusting mockeries of normal, omnivore cuisine. It seems to me the answer – never provided by the Vegans themselves – would be important for the bulk of society to know.

NOTE: I, myself consume on average just under 16 oz of red meat a week (far less in Summer, a bit more in Winter), just over that in poultry and seafood, and much more than that in well-prepared vegetables. So, I’m hardly a knee-jerk carnivore. ๐Ÿ˜›

Combating PETA

Posted in Humor, Society on September 23rd, 2022
Gonna Eat It... With Some Old Bay, For The Sake Of Combating PETA
Gonna Eat It… With Some Old Bay

I recently posted about how well Maryland and Old Bay trolled PETA over their anti-crabbing billboards. I’ve decided, however, to take it a bit farther by combating PETA with beauty, real beauty and not the overly slutified celebrities they use to get attention.

Combating PETA With Real Beauty

That’s right! Real beautiful women with real crabs destined for the dinner table. I’m guessing that shuts down and trumps anything that PETA’s got.

NOTE: Because I’m originally from Florida, I’ve include Stone Crabs alongside Maryland’s Jimmies and Sooks.