Archive for March, 2014

Refusing Service

Posted in Society on March 27th, 2014

In the wake of various state legislators and courts legalizing the marriage of queers there’s been a steady trickle of legal battles and Liberal outrage over various Christian business owners refusing service to queer couples. In all of these instances the Christians in question have ended up on the losing end of the battles.

Negro refuses service to Klan couple
Bob Refuses To Do Business With Klan Couple

The “funny” things that both legal proceedings and outrage only apply to certain groups people who refuse service certain other groups of people. In other cases nobody will foot the bill to take it to court and neither the lamestream media or anyone will really care except to, possibly, make some jokes about it.

Of course, this makes perfects sense since neither “Civil Rights” nor “Social Justice” was ever meant to be beneficially applied to members of the normative American culture, i.e., White, Christian, heterosexuals.

Introducing The AWNAA

Posted in Humor, Politics on March 27th, 2014

Obama and Congressional Democrats, having grown tired of the ongoing and abject failure of their various racial and subcultural outreach and uplift programs, having chosen to consolidate them all into one sweeping, omnibus Act.

President Barack Obama and the Democrat majority in the Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. “We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.”

In a Capitol Hill press conference, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74% of postal employees lack any job skills, making this agency the single largest U.S. employer of Persons With No Ability. The Transportation Security Agency was a close runner up. Under the act, it will be perfectly acceptable to be in second place.

Private-sector industries with good records of non-discrimination against the inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry (68%), and home-improvement warehouse stores (65%). At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63%).

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the nonabled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, “Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?”

“As a nonabled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. “This new law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job security.” With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Vice President Joe Biden: “As an ex-senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so.”

This is landmark legislation. For the first time in American history subsidies, hand-outs, and preferential treatment won’t be limited to just minorities and special needs / interest groups. Under the Americans With No Abilities Act Hipsters and Liberal Arts degree holders, most of whom happen to be White, will equally and fairly benefit from federal largess.

Finally, expanding upon Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, there will no longer be employment discrimination based race, color, religion, sex, national origin, or ability. Employment-wise there will now be true equality under the law.

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OK, OK! Before anyone has heart failure, this is a joke. As utterly plausible as it sounds for the current regime, they’re not actual considering introducing the AWNAA. It’s actually a riff on a June, 1998 “article” in The Onion.

Travel In Groups

Posted in Humor on March 27th, 2014

According to De Lijn, a public transportation firm in northern Belgium, it can be dangerous to travel alone.

It’s Smart To Travel In Groups

Truth be told, I’m not sure what a Flemish person travelling in Belgium would really have to fear beyond possibly being mobbed by annoying French speaking Belgians or, as they prefer to be called, Walloons.

On the other hand, traveling in groups seems like sound advice for any Americans who find it needful to travel within Chicago’s South Side, Detroit, or any other of the Third World, Post-Colonial, cities within our borders. πŸ˜‰

2014’s Bottom Line

Posted in Politics on March 26th, 2014

A group of US military veterans, mostly veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan campaigns, Vets for Freedom is very concerned about the deleterious effects that Obama’s foreign policy are having upon America and the Civilized World.

They’ve created a petition to air the grievances and, while I don’t agree with all their specific points, one part is the sad and simple truth.

Bottom line: America’s enemies don’t fear us, our allies don’t trust us, and the world is more dangerous.

That is the bottom line. Under the Obama Regime America’s standing in the world has not just waned, it has collapsed. Obama’s and his handlers’ foreign policy, or lack thereof, has eroded the trust that allies once had in America and removed most or all of the fear our enemies once felt towards us. Both of these things has made the world a more dangerous place, both for Americans and for the rest of the Civilized World.

2014 Midterm Elections

Posted in 2014 Election, Humor, Politics on March 26th, 2014

Ouch
The Dems Are Stuck To and With ObamaCare

The Democrats always have issues with the Midterm Elections. Their constituents don’t tend to turn out to vote as often during what they see as elections of lesser import. This time around though the Dems have a bigger, self-inflicted problem. πŸ˜‰