Archive for March, 2012

Fly The Friendly Skies

Posted in Humor on March 20th, 2012

A lot of people don’t like flying, especially the long, transatlantic flights. I can understand that but sometimes the people on the flight make it all worthwhile.

A man boarded an aircraft at London’s Heathrow Airport for New York. As he settled into his seat he noticed a stunningly beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight toward his row and bingo – she took the seat right beside him.

“Hello”, he blurted out, “Business trip or vacation?”

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, “Business. I’m going to the annual Nymphomaniac convention in the United States.”

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business role at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded,” I use my experience to disprove some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really”, he smiled, “what myths are those?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it’s the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers, factoring in all categories, are the Irish.”

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. “I’m sorry,” she said. “I really shouldn’t be discussing this with you; I don’t even know your name!”

“Tonto,” the man said, smiling. “Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.”

Unsurprisingly, while there are a great many sexual myths, there has never been such a myth claiming that men wouldn’t say anything to get laid. 😆

Naked Outrage (NSFW)

Posted in Politics, Religion, Society on March 20th, 2012

The vermin ruling Iran’s outrage over- and exiling of actress and musician, Golshifteh Farahani’s posing nudesort of – for the French magazine, Madame Le Figaro sparked responding outrage against these filthy Islamists.  Some of the women who have escaped the clutches of that terrorist state expressed their naked outrage quite succinctly.


Iranian Women’s Naked Outrage

The group of European-based Iranians posed nude in order to promote sales of the Nude Photo Revolutionary Calendar because they’re strongly against such “quaint” Muslim customs such as stoning women, mutilating them with acid, and keeping them enslaved.

Personally, I see little point or hope in this endeavor but these women’s courage deserves respect and, if and when Iran takes action against them, they will more than deserve our avenging them.

Muslim Kiddie Porn

Posted in Humor, Religion, Society on March 18th, 2012

All people know that the Muslims, the cult of the Pedophile Prophet, like their rape victims young enough not to be threatening. All people also know that Muslims and Muslims, irrespective of where they’ve invaded or colonized; they do not ever become part of their host societies.

This changes the nature of kiddie porn in areas such Dearbornistan which has a virulent enough Muslim infection to change the tenor of such vile things.


Bleat For Uncle Muhammad, Baby – Just Like A’isha Used To

Of course this only applies to monosexual Muslims…

Question: What do you call a Muslim with goats and camels?
Answer: Bisexual

Camels just don’t thrive in America except in the Southwest which is an area largely, if imperfectly, inoculated against Islam – though I’m sure that CAIR and the ACLU will eventually file a lawsuit about this. 😉

It’s Always The Jews

Posted in Religion, Society on March 18th, 2012

Muhammad and Aisha It’s fairly common knowledge that some time ago one of the vermin in Morrocco raped a 15 year-old girl, Amina Filali, and the Moroccan court’s decision, based solely upon Shar’ia, was that his “punishment” would be to marry her. It’s also fairly common knowledge at this point that he abused his court sanctioned, in-house victim throughout their “marriage” and, finally, the young girl committed suicide last week by taking rat poison.

This is normal behavior in the Muslim World and it’s barely news. It does still spark outrage in normal humans though.

One person on Facebook summed up his feelings on this matter with the following statement:

What twisted backward mentality comes up with laws like this? Instead of getting his pee-pee whacked for doing a heinously violent crime – He gets a wedding?? Talk about victimizing the victim. Now that the young lady has killed herself I suppose that’s the end of it and he gets to live his life as though nothing has happened.

But of course, shortly this comment was replied to with the “apologetics” of it being wrong to “hang this on Muhammad” because  this sort of thing is “straight out of” the Old Testament and Judaic Law along with a link to Deuteronomy 22: 13-21. And no, this person isn’t Muslim.

In the minds of the Liberals and Progressives – and a large number of their Black tenants – it’s always the Jews, isn’t it? No matter the issue, these anti-Semite, dhimmi filth cannot bring themselves to lay the blame at the paws of the Muslim vermin. It always, always, always has to be the fault of the Jews…somehow.

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Men of virtual cannot reason with Evil, nor can they compromise with it or with it reach an accord. They, being true soldiers of that which is Right and Good, can only put Evil and all of its works to the torch, and all of its spawn likewise. This they know they must do, lest their souls and the souls of their children be damned for all eternity.

Shhhhhhhh…

Posted in Books & Reading, Humor on March 17th, 2012

Hmmm…I thought librarians favored silence…I guess, about some things, I was apparently very, very wrong. 😉

Lesbrarians
What Happens At The Library Stays At The Library

I got to admit though, the use of a Venn diagram was absolutely brilliant.