Whether you prefer Mandarin or Cantonese, hereâ€™s wishing you a joyous a prosperous year of the Rooster. Oh, and let me remind you all that, as Confucius taught, beautiful women and the children theyâ€™ll bear you are oneâ€™s true source of lasting prosperity.
And, if you really want to know why the money in those red envelopes isn’t the best thing to get for the new year, go here (NSFW). 😀
NOTE: To any and all of you ever-so-offended by White Men snowflakes – I’m well aware that it’s likely that not all of these beautiful women are actually proven to be of Chinese extraction. One does what one can and doesn’t allow the perfect to become the enemy of the good.