Welcome!

Defending one’s person, family, and home is a personal responsibility. The police cannot help you do in the vast majority of cases. One needs to approach this with a certain aplomb and enthusiasm. ;-)

Welcome to my home, vermin. Now die!
That Door You Kicked In Was Locked For Your Protection

Yep! That’s the way to approach things. That locked door to your home is for other people’s protection; it’s setting a barrier between you and your prey. Anything that breaks in doesn’t deserve to live and is fair game.

Related Reading:

The 50 Funniest American Writers*: An Anthology of Humor from Mark Twain to The Onion
Blood and Justice: A Private Investigator Mystery Series (A Jake & Annie Lincoln Thriller Book 1)
American Gun: A History of the U.S. in Ten Firearms (P.S.)
Vix Reynard and the League of Astonishing Vermin
The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information

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