Fundamental Transformation

Posted in Humor, Politics on August 31st, 2014

Obama's Fundamental Transformation
Fundamental Transformation

Hey! Never let it be said that, despite the boy’s pathological mendacity, Obama hasn’t upheld any of his campaign promises. Claiming such is totally ignoring a more nuanced reality. Obama has, in sad fact, upheld his promise to his cultists to fundamentally transform America.

Giving Muslims Nightmares

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Religion, Society on August 28th, 2014

So, how does a man give nightmares to Muslims who are themselves cruel mockeries of human form created from the very stuff of nightmares?

Bacon Grenade
Giving Muslims Nightmares: Bacon Grenades

That’s easy! The bacon grenade. After all, pineapples and bacon are a well-established pairing.

As a civilian alternative – most of us, after all, don’t have access to grenades – consider the use of the bacon-wrapped pipe bomb.

Simply follow the normal instructions for making a pipe bomb but, before you load the powder in it or place the fuse, wrap it tightly and completely in .18 gauge aluminum wire and then in bacon. Bake in the oven at 400° for 10 minutes, then allow to cool before loading the powder and fuse. ;-)

Mmmmmm….Bacon.

If I Had A Daughter

Posted in Politics, Society on August 28th, 2014

If I Had A Daughter
If I Had A Daughter, She’d Look Like This

OK, depending upon which of my wives bore her, she might have darker skin and significantly kinkier hair but, aside from those largely meaningless cosmetic differences, any daughter of mine would certainly look just like that girl there.

This would be partially to ensure that any daughter of mine had the confidence and skills to deal with any bad behavior from those sons who look just like Trayvon, and partially to ensure that she had the confidence and skills to deal with any bad behavior from those sons who look just like I did. ;-) It would also be to guarantee that she had no need to depend on any many for her defense or the defense of her liberty.