Hands Up! Don’t Shoot!

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on October 25th, 2014

As America braces itself for yet another round of race riots, looting, and generalized feral behavior from the ghetto thugs in Ferguson, MO and the greater St. Louis area, it behooves the more civilized members of the nation to act as the vermin’s keepers and overseers. Hence, here’s a suggestion for reworking their battle chant of, “Hands Up! Don’t Shoot!”

Hands Up! Don’t Shoot!

At least for the women involved this is probably the best way of joining into this sort of frenzy. One, the police are far from likely to shoot a woman such dishabille and position. Two, the hand bra, with its underboob and sideboob presentation is sure to garner them the level of attention their craving. And three, this sort of display is likely to increase the otherwise deservedly lacking level of sympathy towards these race-baiting rioters, looters, and grievance-mongers. ;-)

Ebola In NYC

Posted in Politics on October 24th, 2014

Well, thanks to the pathetic and now twice-proven dangerous idiocy of the Obama Regime we now have ebola in NYC where I live.

Ebola - I <3 NY
Ebola Has Struck In NYC

Yep! Dr. Craig Spencer, one of the sanctimonious but ultimately irresponsible physicians of Doctors Without Borders, who returned to NYC from treating ebola patients in disease-wracked Guinea has tested positive on the morning of October 23rd for ebola and is now in an infectious disease isolation ward in Bellevue Hospital.

spencer-401 Dr. Craig Spencer
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Spencer, who had been “self monitoring” his condition for the previous 10 days since his exposure to ebola, was up and very much about the evening of the 22nd. He went for a three-mile jog, visited High Line Park, road the 1, L, and A subway lines, and took a cab to The Gutter bowling alley in Willamsburg, Brooklyn before returning to his home in Harlem.

How many Americans Dr. Spencer exposed to ebola with his gallivanting about is an unknown.

NYC authorities and talking heads are trying to contain both the spread of ebola in the city and the terror caused by Spencer’s actions on the night before became obviously symptomatic.

Spencer NYC Ebola Map
Dr. Craig Spencer’s Travels

So now we a a people have the second supposedly responsible healthcare professional to decide that their “self monitoring” during ebola’s 21-day incubation period should include extensive travel via planes and/or trains, only to present with the disease immediately after doing so. But don’t worry; they were perfectly the protocols set forth by Obama’s CDC.

ISIS Sex Slaves Rescued

Posted in Humor, Politics, Religion on October 23rd, 2014

Breaking News: Despite ongoing claims by the Obama Regime that we’d have no “boots on the ground” in Iraq and/or Syria, US Marines have recently rescued a bunch of ISIS’ sex slaves.

USMC Rescue ISIS Sex Slaves
USMC Rescue ISIS Sex Slaves

While I praise the USMC for their unflagging commitment to morality and for making such a strategic strike against the Jihadis’ morale and operational efficiency, I’m left somewhat ambivalent. Yes, it’s good to prevent this particular Muslim predilection; yes, it’s good to to destroy the Muslims’ morale by freeing their sex slaves; but doing so comes with long-term consequences.

Every load of sperm some filthy Muslim spends inside a sheep, goat, or other farm animal is one that it didn’t spend inside something that could later squeeze out a new generation of these vermin that our children will have to fight against. Hence, I’m not sure if this was a wise idea. ;-)