Laugh At or With?

Posted in Humor, Politics, Religion on April 19th, 2015

OK, so even creatures like the Muslims in ISIS can be funny at times…and not just when they blow themselves up or get caught fucking farm animals. The only issue I’m having is not knowing whether to laugh at these sand niggers or laugh with them this time.


Jihadi John Beheads Obama

Normally I have only limited use – ordnance and bio-chem weapons testing – for ISIS or any of the other Islamic exuberances that plague Mankind. Yet, how can I or any other patriotic American not get a chuckle out of their cartoon video of Jihadi John beheading Obama while the boy whimpers and whines? It’s freaking funny!

Hillary-ian Hypocrisy

Posted in 2016 Election, Politics on April 18th, 2015

“Hillary-ian” or some more grammar-positive version thereof should be added to the lexicon as an adjective denoting unparallelled and/or unrivaled hypocrisy and chutzpah.

It's My Turn! And I Am A Vagina!
It’s My Turn! And I Am A Vagina!

At her first official campaign event, held at Kirkwood Community College in Monticello, ID, Clinton identified campaign finance reform as one of several pillars of her 2016 presidential campaign.

We need to fix our dysfunctional political system and get unaccountable money out of it once and for all — even if it takes a constitutional amendment.

– Hillary Clinton

She proclaimed this mere days after announcing her latest candidacy and stating that she was looking to raise as much as $2.5 billion to fund her latest bid to be POTUS.

To put that in perspective and context, in 2008 Obama spent $748 million vs McCain’s $352 million, and in 2012 Obama spent $722 million vs. Romney’s $450 million. Indeed, the totals expenditures by all candidates were approximately $1.68 billion and $1.33 billion respectively in the total course of the 2008 and 2012 election cycles.

So Hillary is looking to garner and spend in this election approximately 188% of the money that all the candidates together spent in the last presidential election.

But don’t worry! Hillary, once she’s had her turn, is committed to campaign finance reform and getting money out of politics.

In All Fairness: UBOC

Posted in Humor, Society on April 18th, 2015

In an a small effort at “fairness” and “equality,” here’s a gallery featuring UBOC – Underboobs Of Color. As you can plainly see, there’s some good things about “social justice.”

In All Fairness: UBOC

And really! Black, Blatina, and Latina babes have historically gotten the short end of the stick when it came to perceived beauty, which has sorely constrained their options in life. Hence, Reflections From A Murky Pond is providing them with a little special treatment, a hand up if you will.

Now, before anyone comments upon it, there’s no Asian babes’ underboobs in the gallery. This is because Asian aren’t “Of Color” or even “minorities” according to the Blacks, Blatinos, and Latinos – Brown People – and the Liberals and Progressives that equally pander to- and exploit. Therefor, I didn’t include any so as to avoid being Politically Incorrect.

So enjoy these UBOCs! All else being equal, consider choosing them. ;-)