Reflections From a Murky Pond

A little Halloween hope and horror. Hope for Americans and our nation’s future, but horror for our domestic enemies who would see Millennials supporting President Trump as the rankest of tragedies.

Have A Happy & Hot Halloween

What with The ‘Rona and all, Halloween may be less fun than normal. But here’s still hoping you all have a happy and hot Halloween.

I mean sure, some adjustments will need to be made. But Americans are nothing if not both stubborn and creative. We can not make do, we can overcome any and all obstacles fate or our enemies place before us.

Yep! Despite the incessant rantings of the Feminists, we men really have no malicious intent behind our staring at boobs. We just haven’t completely lost touch with our inner child. 😉

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And, even better and more importantly, looking at boobs is good for men. Doing so makes us happier and healthier. 😉

So please, #FreeTheNipple! Because even those who aren’t otaku know that “Boing!” is the best sound in the world. 😛

Have A Spooky NASAween

The folks over at NASA understand that Halloween should be fun and scary, or at least a bit freaky. So their Exoplanet Exploration Program Office, based at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Southern California put together these Cosmic Frights for us. Enjoy!

I love tequila. Some days – too many this year so far – I take in double shots. But this is 2020 and memory is totally overrated. Time to break out Red Eye Louie’s Vodquila and wash the year away.