Proving Velociraptor

I do understand that there are some that require that scientific explanations for everything and anything in order to believe in the possibility of their existence. I also understand that there’s a subset of those devotees of scientism that require mathematic proofs before they will consent to grant that something is possible.

With this understanding I’ve decided to help the many fans of the Cretaceous dinosaur known as the Velociraptor ( Velociraptor mongoliensis & Velociraptor osmolskae) I’ve decided to provide such mathmatic proof of their existence some 71 million years ago.

Velociraptor Equation
The Velociraptor Equation

So there you go, mathmatical proof via equation that the velociraptor did in fact exist. That we haven’t yet discovered and conclusively proved the existence of the distraptor or timeraptor shouldn’t be any more of an issue for anyone than the fact that we haven’t actually proved the existence of: dark energy, dark matter, quarks, tachyons, the Higgs-Bosun particle. or the graviton. 😉

Related Reading:

What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
The Elegant Universe: Superstrings, Hidden Dimensions, and the Quest for the Ultimate Theory
Ready Common Core 2014, Mathamatics Teacher Resource Book 5
Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened
The Everything Kids' Science Experiments Book: Boil Ice, Float Water, Measure Gravity-Challenge the World Around You!

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6 Responses to “Proving Velociraptor”

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  4. cafestream Says:

    distance over time is speed
    displacement over time is velocity

    The above only can be applied for presence of speeraptor

  5. jonolan Says:

    While you are technically correct, using displacement instead of distance would have confused the average viewer, who was taught the equation in school using the word, “distance.”

    In other words, I had to fudge the equation to make the joke work for the mass market.

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