Proving Velociraptor

I do understand that there are some that require that scientific explanations for everything and anything in order to believe in the possibility of their existence. I also understand that there’s a subset of those devotees of scientism that require mathematic proofs before they will consent to grant that something is possible.

With this understanding I’ve decided to help the many fans of the Cretaceous dinosaur known as the Velociraptor ( Velociraptor mongoliensis & Velociraptor osmolskae) I’ve decided to provide such mathmatic proof of their existence some 71 million years ago.

Velociraptor Equation
The Velociraptor Equation

So there you go, mathmatical proof via equation that the velociraptor did in fact exist. That we haven’t yet discovered and conclusively proved the existence of the distraptor or timeraptor shouldn’t be any more of an issue for anyone than the fact that we haven’t actually proved the existence of: dark energy, dark matter, quarks, tachyons, the Higgs-Bosun particle. or the graviton. 😉

Related Reading:

Physics (4th Edition)
Discovery Kids Dinosaurs Rumble Sound Book (Discovery 10 Button)
Friends With Partial Benefits (Friends With Benefits Book 1)
Velociraptor: A History Just for Kids
TIME For Kids Big Book of Science Experiments: A step-by-step guide

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6 Responses to “Proving Velociraptor”

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  4. cafestream Says:

    distance over time is speed
    displacement over time is velocity

    The above only can be applied for presence of speeraptor

  5. jonolan Says:

    While you are technically correct, using displacement instead of distance would have confused the average viewer, who was taught the equation in school using the word, “distance.”

    In other words, I had to fudge the equation to make the joke work for the mass market.

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