Emails About My Dog

IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG:

Please be advised I am sickened unto death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled: six illegals wearing Obama t-shirts, four Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts, two gansta rappers, ten Zynga programmers, five phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, nine teenaged thugs with their pants sagging past their asses, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English, three flag burners, and a crew from MSNBC.

FOR THE VERY LAST TIME…MY DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!!


The American Pit Bull – Bred By Americans For Americans

OK, OK, OK…I’m kidding. No Zynga programmers were harmed. This is most definitely not the time for doing anything to hurt a company that actually managed an IPO! 😉

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