Reflections From a Murky Pond

The Muslim group known as Jamāʻat al-Tawḥīd wa-al-Jihād, Daesh, “Islamic State,” ISIS, or ISIL – Whatever! They’ve been rebranded more than Global Warming – have promised to behead Obama and their supporters have even posted a image of doing so.

How Soon, Ragheads?

The real question that should be placed before these ragheaded, goat-fucking, sons of whores is how soon? Obama’s only got a little under a year and a half left as POTUS – 540 days at the time of this post – so the clock is sort of ticking. 😆

I mean really; the Muslims’ masturbatory fantasies about beheading Obama are laughable. One, how can the even begin to believe that they could manage to do it? Two, what makes them think that doing it would matter to America? Three, what makes these vermin believe that Obama would ever be more worried about them than Fox New?

Liberally Offensive Logic

As we’ve seen from the Liberals and Progressives attacks up Pamela Geller and they’re blaming her for the Muslim terrorist attack upon the Muhammad Art Exhibit and Contest in Garland, TX, these Liberals and Progressives have their own “special” form of logic.

Sunday, May 3, 2015 was the inaugural Muhammad Art Exhibit and Contest was held in Garland, TX. Of course, Muslim vermin showed up to murder people in response to this supposed outrage against their Pedophile Prophet.

Muhammad Cartoon Contest Winner

Thanks to an American putting down the two vermin, Elton Simpson and Nadir Soofi, there was a late entry to the Draw Muhammad competition. It was the clear winner. Then, when it comes to art featuring Muslims, you can’t easily beat chalk on pavement. 😉

Hehe…Both of the ragheaded, jihadi apes have kin in the general area. Maybe some American artists can turn this into a series.

OK, so even creatures like the Muslims in ISIS can be funny at times…and not just when they blow themselves up or get caught fucking farm animals. The only issue I’m having is not knowing whether to laugh at these sand niggers or laugh with them this time.

Jihadi John Beheads Obama

Normally I have only limited use – ordnance and bio-chem weapons testing – for ISIS or any of the other Islamic exuberances that plague Mankind. Yet, how can I or any other patriotic American not get a chuckle out of their cartoon video of Jihadi John beheading Obama while the boy whimpers and whines? It’s freaking funny!

The Easter Bunnies have come, not just to town, but to Reflections From A Murky Pond as well.

ROFLMAO And what should one do when encountering an Easter Bunny? Why, hunt for the eggs of course. Easter is, after all, a time to celebrate burgeoning fertility.

Oh, and for any Christians who might be offended by this article, feeling it to be both too irreverent and sacrilegious, I must respond that every single one of the trappings of Easter celebrations, even the holiday’s name, was stolen from European paganism, in this case the Vernal Equinox celebration of Ostara or Eostre.

Christians should, in my rarely humble opinion, eschew the Easter Bunny in favor of the Paschal Lamb.

Now, time to find an Easter Bunny and paint some eggs. 😉