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They Deserve It

Posted in 2012 Election, Humor, Politics, Society on February 11th, 2013

I admit that I’m suffering from a bit of Schadenfreude Listen or, for my fellow linguists out there: epicaricacy or delectatio morosa. I just can’t help sniggering at the Leftists who voted for Obama in 2012, knowing that his platform was based upon reaving even more wealth from the productive, being horrified and chagrined when they see their now reduced paychecks or read the new tax codes.

<Obama Slut Learns Obamanomics vs. Capitalism
Got Capitalism? Not Quite So Much Anymore, Filth

The Liberals’ and Progressives’ pain is self-induced and it brings me great joy. They deserve it and a great deal more misery for their beliefs, choices, and actions. The only two thing that I wish and that would give me greater joy is if I could increase their pain while exempting Americans from it.

Sadly, while the Liberals and Progressives deserve the pain that they’re not suffering, American don’t but are subject to it as well.

Fulfilling His Oath

Posted in 2008 Election, 2012 Election, Humor, Politics on February 10th, 2013

Most Americans feel that Barack Obama has willfully and repeatedly failed to fulfill his Oath of Office as POTUS. Many of them have cried out about the boy’s combined refusal to properly execute the Constitutional duties of his office and his refusal to abide by the Constitutional restrictions placed upon the office.

Obama's Oath of Office
Obama’s Oath Of Office

It is, perhaps, unfair to claim that Obama has refused to fulfill his Oath of Office. Both in 2009 and in 2013 Obama took his Oath behind closed doors, surrounded only by select members his coterie. Until now, no Americans have actually known what oath the boy swore.

I do solemnly swear to uphold race warfare, incompetence, corruption, gun running, the killing of federal officers, American Ambassadors, and taking away the civil rights of law-abiding citizens.

— Barack Hussein Obama
5th Assassinated POTUS (Predicted)

Whether he swore his oath upon the Bible, Qur’an, The Communist Manifesto, or The Audacity of Hope and whether he swore it to God, Allah, or his personal deity, Obama has kept his Oath of Office as he swore it. That, my fellow beleaguered Americans, is the problem.

Obama: The Sequel

Posted in 2012 Election, Humor, Movies, Politics on January 21st, 2013

Today is the day of Obama 2nd inauguration and, as such, is the official opening day of the boy’s latest theatrical release.

Obama - Mistaken 2
Obama: The Sequel – Mistaken 2

The only thing is that nobody is sure, as of yet, what genre this (im)morality play will be in: Black Comedy, Political Thriller, Zombie Apocalypse, or a gritty, streetwise remake of Dr. Jeckel and Mr. Hyde with Obama in the starring role(s)?

Personally, I’m sort of hoping for a twisted remake – yes, another one! – of Red Dawn. The image of a young, White guy in a school jacket holding up Obama’s severed head and yelling, “Wolverines!” give me a warm feeling in my soul. 😉 Add three more Americans carrying the heads of the rest of the Obamas and I’d say the work deserved an Oscar!

Not So Fun Fact

Posted in 2012 Election on January 4th, 2013

Obama-illegal-immigrantsA not so fun fact of the recent 2012 Presidential Election is that Obama lost in every state that requires a photo ID to be produced before voting but narrowly “won” in several key states that did not require such ID. Conversely, Obama lost in every state that requires a photo ID to be produced before voting. That, combined with the plethora of other voting irregularities in the 2012 elections, does not look very good.

Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin, Nevada, Colorado, New Mexico, and Pennsylvania total 66 electoral votes between them,don’t require voters to identify themselves, and have large population of unfranchised residents.

“Interestingly” the 66 66 electoral votes these states would, if added to Romneys total of 205 electoral votes, would have given him 271 electoral votes, enough votes to win even without Ohio or Florida Romney, two other states without voter ID requirements and which had serious discrepancies in their voting results.

The above are the facts of the matter. That is all that they are, facts. What conclusions one draws and what actions one takes based upon those conclusions is a personal moral choice.

Best Served Old

Posted in 2012 Election, Humor, Politics, Society on November 28th, 2012

When one gets to be my age, if one has friends who are older than you, it’s not unlikely that they’re retired. This can be interesting because their lifestyles are so different from those of us still in the workforce.

I once asked an older, retired friend of mine how he kept busy since his days were free. His reply was hilarious.

The other day my wife, Mary and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, “Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?”

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him an “asshole”.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket; this one for having worn-out tires.

So Mary called him a “shithead”.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired and we always try to pick cars with OBAMA 2012 bumper stickers because stupid should be painful and revenge is a dish best served old.

Seems like an enjoyable enterprise and one that has a certain use in punishing those who can’t or won’t think of what’s best for the nation whose borders they’re allowed to reside within.

Always remember that old age and experience will almost always beat youth and skill and that, in those occasions when it doesn’t, the aged have had many years to refine and perfect their sense of vengeance. 😉