Archive for the 'Humor' Category

3ยฝ More Years, Libs

Posted in 2024 Elections, Humor, Politics, Society on August 12th, 2025
Just About 3ยฝ More Years, Libs
Just About 3ยฝ More Years, Libs

Better pace yourselves, Libtards. You’ve got just about 3ยฝ More Years of President Trump Making America Great Again, which will rightly and necessarily come at the expense of most of what you want. So, stock up on eye drops and hydrate, so you don’t run out of tears, and keep throat lozenges handy, so your throat can keep up with all your screaming. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Liberals’ tears are the birth fluids of a renewed and restored America, and their screams are its birth cry.

Republicans Have Good Genes

Posted in Humor, Politics on August 11th, 2025
Republicans Have Good Genes
Republicans Have Good Genes

It’s true! Republicans have great genes. Even better, when Democrats realize that they have great genes, they switch to being Republicans. It’s truly a triumph of voluntary, positive eugenics. ๐Ÿ˜†

The Liars’ Summit

Posted in Humor, Politics on August 10th, 2025
The Liars' Summit
The Liars’ Summit

Honestly, this had to be the most concentrated effluvium of Identity Crises in modern American history. ๐Ÿ˜† It also sounds like the start of a bad joke.

Mentally Handicapped Parking

Posted in Humor, Politics on August 9th, 2025
Mentally Disabled Parking
Mentally Handicapped Parking

๐Ÿ˜† ROFLMAO ๐Ÿ˜† Jasmine Crockett, Congress’s currently most infamous ghetto hoe wannabe, is the picture-perfect representative of the mentally handicapped. It’s incredible and unavoidably clear that she suffers from Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED), where individuals experience sudden, intense episodes of rage and anger associated with her underlying Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD), probably compounded by recurring bouts of Narcissistic Rage.

Essentially, Crockett has a particularly severe case of the societally obvious, but APA rejected Angry Nigger Syndrome (ANS). ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

This isn’t particularly shocking. ANS affects a significant number of Blacks raised, as Crockett was, in upper-middle-class or above “White” households. They often develop a strange form of “racial dysphoria,” causing them to become caricatures of the worst of their People’s norms and/or stereotypes.

Remember, nobody takes their zealotry to insane extremes like a convert.

Because We Love Parodies

Posted in Humor, Society on August 9th, 2025
Because We Love Parodies When They're Well Done
Because We Love Parodies When They’re Well Done

Unlike Democrats, Americans have a sense of humor and like parodies more often than not. This is, in my fairly extensive experience, even more true among our nerds. ๐Ÿ˜›