Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Because 'Murica!

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor on November 30th, 2023
Chicken Fried Bacon - Because 'Murica!
Because ‘Murica!

Chicken fried bacon. Again, chicken fried bacon. That just may be the quintessential breakfast – or lunch, or dinner, or all three – for large swaths of the citizenry of our fine, if beleaguered, nation. And serving it with sawmill gravy may well be genius.

And yeah, “Because ‘Murica!” That just seasons this dish perfectly. Nothing is tastier than “owning” a common libtard slur for Americans and anything resembling Americana. Then, that is normal for us. They try to create insults to use against us, but we consistently fail to be offended by them.

You May Now Decorate

Posted in Humor, Society on November 29th, 2023
You May Now Decorate Your Christmasween Tree
You May Now Decorate Your Christmasween Tree

Thanksgiving is passed, as is Black Friday and Cyber Monday. So, you can decorate without bad luck or opprobrium from right-thinking people. Of course, the nature of that decorating is in flux. 😛

Some Very Fine Christmasween Decorations

Oh! And to all you fanatical Clausians, check your calendars. Besides, you really shouldn’t be doing purely Christmas stuff until Advent, which starts Sun, Dec 3, 2023 this year.

My Spirit Animal Doesn't…

Posted in Animals, Humor on November 28th, 2023
My Spirit Animal Doesn't...
My Spirit Animal Doesn’t…

My spirit animal doesn’t exist! Oh wait! Maybe I was wrong about that. 😆 It’s looks like there’s a spirit animal for everyone, even bloody-handed, old grognards like me. 😉

A Dessert To Fear

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Religion on November 26th, 2023
Angelfood Cake - A Dessert To Fear
Angelfood Cake – A Dessert To Fear

The cake is not a lie! The cake is the Truth, the Light, and the Way. Be afraid, Mortal. Be afraid.

Hamas Recruitment

Posted in Humor, Politics on November 25th, 2023
Hamas Recruitment
Hamas Recruitment

Believe it or not, this sign was actually in NYC! I guess that, even in that deep blue city, there’s a bunch of people who aren’t Hamas supporters and who are sick of the filth rioting in the streets and causing whatever disruptions in people’s normal lives that they can.

I love it! Though, in point of fact, I don’t think it should be a choice. I think these filth need to be hunted down, rounded up, and forcible sent to Gaza. And no, I do not believe in any way that we should bog down our court system with them. One or more judges and a public defender should be dispatched to where they are; summary justice proceedings should be carried out; and the vermin should upon conviction be stripped, loaded into aircraft, and sent to Gaza for Hamas’ uncontested use.

By any means necessary, from sea to shining sea America will be free!