Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Disney's Stolen Childhood

Posted in Humor, Society on December 23rd, 2023
Disney's Stolen Childhood
Disney’s Stolen Childhood

Disney’s upcoming Greta Thunberg docudrama, Stolen Childhood, looks interesting. If nothing else, it’ll bolster Disney’s ECG score. đŸ˜‰

Introducing The McFAFO

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on December 22nd, 2023
Introducing The McFAFO
Introducing The McFAFO

With the increase in pro-Hamas “civil disturbances” and “direct action” against McDonald’s, the company has begun issuing employees the McFAFO so that they may protect themselves from these domestic terrorists. đŸ˜‰

The Cow After The Moon

Posted in Humor on December 5th, 2023
The Cow After The Moon
The Cow After The Moon

Yeah, there’s a reason why they never, ever, ever mention the cow’s re-entry. đŸ˜‰ Mother Goose didn’t to freak out the kiddies.

Explaining Millennials

Posted in Humor, Society, Wine on December 2nd, 2023
Explaining Millennials
Explaining Millennials

Explaining Millennials is easy. And, by this, I mean explaining their existence and commonness in America, not why they are like they are. The explanation is easy – Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill. đŸ˜† I swear to Silenus, Strawberry Hill resulted in more Millennial births than anything else, though those damn wine coolers accounted for a lot of the later Millennials.

But, my fellow Gen Xers, lets not be too prideful. A damn lot of us are here due to: Andre’s Cold Duck, Mateus, and Lancers. đŸ˜‰

Junk Food Politics

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Politics on December 1st, 2023
Junkfood Politics
American Junk Food Politics

Junk Food Politics indeed! Definitely an example of garbage in, garbage out, and an example of being what you, as a nation, eat.