Disney's Stolen Childhood
Posted in Humor, Society on December 23rd, 2023
Disney’s upcoming Greta Thunberg docudrama, Stolen Childhood, looks interesting. If nothing else, it’ll bolster Disney’s ECG score. đŸ˜‰

Disney’s upcoming Greta Thunberg docudrama, Stolen Childhood, looks interesting. If nothing else, it’ll bolster Disney’s ECG score. đŸ˜‰

With the increase in pro-Hamas “civil disturbances” and “direct action” against McDonald’s, the company has begun issuing employees the McFAFO so that they may protect themselves from these domestic terrorists. đŸ˜‰

Yeah, there’s a reason why they never, ever, ever mention the cow’s re-entry. đŸ˜‰ Mother Goose didn’t to freak out the kiddies.

Explaining Millennials is easy. And, by this, I mean explaining their existence and commonness in America, not why they are like they are. The explanation is easy – Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill. đŸ˜† I swear to Silenus, Strawberry Hill resulted in more Millennial births than anything else, though those damn wine coolers accounted for a lot of the later Millennials.
But, my fellow Gen Xers, lets not be too prideful. A damn lot of us are here due to: Andre’s Cold Duck, Mateus, and Lancers. đŸ˜‰

Junk Food Politics indeed! Definitely an example of garbage in, garbage out, and an example of being what you, as a nation, eat.