A Dessert To Fear
Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Religion on November 26th, 2023
The cake is not a lie! The cake is the Truth, the Light, and the Way. Be afraid, Mortal. Be afraid.

The cake is not a lie! The cake is the Truth, the Light, and the Way. Be afraid, Mortal. Be afraid.

Remember, Thanksgiving prep is critically important to a successful holiday feast. Don’t forget. 😆

You young’uns will never understand. And, you should be the thankful that Gen X seems to have been last generation that was generally exposed to this sort of horror. You were never exposed to – and expected to eat – these eldritch monstrosities known as “jello salads.” You never had to and probably never will have to smile at the “church ladies” while trying to choke down some horrific combination of jello, mayonnaise, meat and vegetables.
We are not the same!
Frankly, I think those church lunches, socials, and picnics – all rife with these hellish concoctions – did more for the Atheists’ cause than anything the Democrats did. 😆

This is a good start to any day, but especially Monday. I’ve got to admit though that there’s some days I’d prefer to start with the coffee. And no, as I’ve painfully discovered, you should combine to things. Down that path lies painful burns and a loss of focus. (⊙_⊙;)

Hehe… How long in costume? As long as it takes and at least until November 24th if you’re smart. 😆