Archive for the 'The Environment' Category

Cryptoclimatology

Posted in Humor, The Environment on December 19th, 2011

Climate changes; we can all accept that fact. It runs in an unknown number of nested cycles varying in length from a few years to many millennia and is impacted by an equally unknown number of inputs of unknown strength and synergy.

Cryptoclimatology - AGW Sightings Abound
Cryptoclimatology – The “Search” For AGW

Some who claim the title of scientist want to simplify that system though for their own agendas and, as Climategate 1.0 and Climategate 2.0 showed the world, what they’ve done bears more resemblance to cryptozoology than hard science.

What they’ve done is to create Cryptoclimatology, the search for a way to coerce people into believing anthropogenic climatic changes that the existence thereof has not been proven are both real and dire.

Maneater!

Posted in Humor, The Environment on November 26th, 2011

The sea should always be respected and never taken for granted, even for a moment. Both wonders and perils lurk upon and beneath her waves and maneaters abound seeking easy prey.

Dangerous sea creatures - the sharks can be bad too
The Ocean Is Filled With Beauty And Danger

Oh yeah! Watch out for the sharks too, especially some of the larger varieties of hammerheads, since they can be dangerous as well if provoked. 😆

O Christmas Frog

Posted in Humor, Society, The Environment on November 7th, 2011

Well, that’s not something you see every day, or even every holiday season – the rare Christmas Frog. 😆

Christmas Frog - You just know that PETA will freak
Rana Tannenbaumensis – The Christmas Frog

The Christmas Frog (Rana tannenbaumensis) is rare these days due to religious and ideological destruction but can still be found in North America and Western Europe and was once part of Christmas celebrations.

O Christmas Frog, O Christmas Frog,
Your bellies glow delight us!
They’re warm when summer days are bright,
They’re warm when winter snow is white.
O Christmas Frog, O Christmas Frog,
Your bellies glow delight us!

OK, OK – It’s a tree frog that has swallowed a Christmas light, mistaking it for a firefly. 😛

Of course, if this pic goes viral, how long do you think it’ll be before PETA winds themselves up and starts protesting outdoor Christmas lights because of the potential for frog’s swallowing them? They’ll probably start a “Swamp Puppies” pseudo-education campaign reminiscent of their Sea Kittens propaganda.

So to preemptively strike and forestall any attempt by PETA to move in that direction, I present you with a sampling of the Swap Puppy:

Canis Palus – Swamp Puppies

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NOTE: For those who might be interested, the frog in the image is a Cuban Tree Frog (Osteopilus septentrionalis) and the photo was taken in August, 2009 by James Snyder in his backyard in southern Florida.

After the photo Mr. Snyder pulled the light out of the frog’s mouth and he was fine, having suffered no ill effects from ingesting the light-bulb.

Treehugger Porn

Posted in Humor, The Environment on August 19th, 2011

We all know that environmentalists include amongst their numbers some odd individuals. Some of them really love those trees – hence, the often derogatory term, “Treehugger.”

Still, those of them that haven’t been suborned by neo-Socialist movements or the racist “environmental justice” fringe groups, do serve as a useful counterpoint to pure business concerns and, as such, they deserve some pleasure in life…

Mother Nature Tree - Treehuggers are fapping right now
Got Wood?

There you go, Greenies. Enjoy with my compliments, but watch out for splinters if you try this out at home! 😆

Al Gore Comes Unhinged

Posted in Politics, Society, The Environment on August 8th, 2011

Al Gore, the Hierophant of Global Warming, is getting angrier and angrier about his descent into irrelevance. This is unsurprising since he’s lost a great deal of money with the ongoing collapse of the AGW cult’s political power and stands to lose even more.

It’s truly hilarious to watch this ineffectual sociopath decompensate and become more and more unhinged.


Gore™ AGW Kool Aid – It’s Not Selling Anymore

At an Aspen Institute media forum titled “Networks and Citizenship” Gore came unhinged and started railing against just about every segment of American industry.

The model of media manipulation used then, Gore said, “was transported whole cloth into the climate debate. And some of the exact same people — I can go down a list of their names — are involved in this. And so what do they do? They pay pseudo-scientists to pretend to be scientists to put out the message: ‘This climate thing, it’s nonsense. Man-made CO2 doesn’t trap heat. It may be volcanoes.’ Bullshit! ‘It may be sun spots.’ Bullshit! ‘It’s not getting warmer.’ Bullshit!” Gore exclaimed.

Even leaving the profanity and utter gracelessness of Gore’s rantings aside, this was a pathetic display by a deeply morally bankrupt individual, hell-bent on trying to revive his doomsday cult for his own profit despite the growing weight of findings that shatter their myths.

“They pay pseudo-scientists to pretend to be scientists to put out the message…” After all the fraud, shoddy and slanted methodology, subornation of the peer review process, and outright corruption displayed by the IPCC, Al Gore, The University of East Anglia’s Climate Research Unit, and horde of other Warmists, it’s safe to say that Gore’s claim fits him and them far better than those that he railed against.