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Russia's Still Leftist

Posted in Announcements on January 11th, 2022
Russia's Still Leftist
Russia’s Still Leftist

In response to Biden’s Secretary of State Antony Blinken’s, somewhat tacky yet historically normal comment upon Russia and the rest of the Collective Security Treaty Organization sending troops into Kazakhstan, the Kremlin responded thusly:

If Antony Blinken loves history lessons so much, then he should take the following into account: when Americans are in your house, it can be difficult to stay alive and not be robbed or raped.

We are taught this not only by the recent past but by all 300 years of American statehood.

Now firstly, this is the normal sequence of snarky, belittling comment followed by an escalating-within-the-theme response that is the hallmark of US-Russian dialog. As such, it’s barely worth noting and I would completely ignore it if it didn’t provide strong evidence that Russia is still Leftist to this day.

If It Rants Like A Leftist…

This is the only thing I find interesting about Russia’s response to Blinken’s baiting. It is nothing more than a suaver and more intelligently worded version of the anti-American rantings that we’ve been peppered with the Leftists inside America’s borders for over half a century.

I guess it just goes to show that while their State Socialism was ended during President Reagan’s tenure, Russia is still Leftist in the ways that really matter to us Americans.

New Christmas Risks

Posted in Announcements on December 23rd, 2021
New Christmas Risks
New Christmas Risks Due To Marijuana Legalization

With, at this time, 18 states and the District of Columbia (DC) – OK! DC is a moot point since, insofar as I know, Krampus doesn’t eat brownies – having fully legalized marijuana sales and use for both medical and recreational purposes, there’s a whole new Christmas risk. 😉

It’s only going to take one bad act or one innocent mistake to wreck Christmas morning for literally 100s of millions of people. 😮 C’mon! Even if you refuse to think of owls and other predators, think of the children!

So, for the love of all things Good, please secure your brownies so your kids aren’t traumatized and all those other kids disappointed and disillusioned.

1st COVID Tests Revealed

Posted in Announcements on December 23rd, 2021
1st COVID Tests Revealed
1st COVID Tests Revealed

Yeah, while this isn’t exactly true, it’s pretty damn accurate anyway. Because shoving a swab that far up my nose is freaking medieval. 😆

Raise Your Masks!

Posted in Announcements on December 22nd, 2021
Raise Your Mask
Raise Your Mask!

Raise your masks so that you can better visualize the world you and your politicians’ policies are creating. 😛

CDC Recommends Progressives Wear Masks Higher To Better Appreciate Utopia They’ve Created

San Francisco, CAThe Center for Disease Control has issued new recommendations, urging progressives living in large cities to wear their masks higher on their faces to help better visualize the utopian world their policies have exclusively created. “I think I just heard a vehicle fly by powered by sunshine,” observed Todd McAllen as a homeless person pushed a shopping cart past. “It would honestly be hard to look at all the poverty, crime and despair and still see the wonderful world my leftist ideas had brought about, but now by simply moving my covid mask a couple inches northward, I can finally see people of all races walking through our city hand in hand.” Student activist Neera Dada agrees, “Oh look there, a transgender iman is hugging those non-binary children!”, she stated while unknowingly pointing to a burnt-out check cashing store. The CDC does acknowledge that masking may not be enough, as the ever present smell of fecal matter does disrupt some liberals’ ability to fully ‘envision a better world’. “You’re welcome my friends,” McAllen stated proudly, stepping into something wet and squishy he assumes is a bed of sunflowers.

The Daily Bystander

Enjoy! Because all we Americans need a laugh right now, and all those Leftards in California, especially the shithole that they’ve remade San Francisco into, need to be laughed at.

Panicdemic Deaths

Posted in Announcements on December 21st, 2021
Unmourned Panicdemic Deaths

I described this man’s unnecessary death as “unmourned” because this atrocity only made the local news; no national outlet seems to have carried it and it was kept from the American public’s consciousness.

It’s fairly horrific that emergency medical personnel would refuse to enter a building to provide lifesaving aid to a man in cardiac arrest due to it “being illegal to do so” under some California state, county, or local law put in place due to the panicdemic. It is mind-bogglingly fucked up that, according to government officials, there are no laws on any books of that nature. But, well more than a year ago, there was guidance issued by the Fire Department that could have been interpreted in that manner.

It makes me wonder how many other people were quietly killed, not by the coronavirus pandemic – those deaths, both real and fraudulent, were eagerly reported upon – but by the Democrat-engendered panicdemic that still surrounds it to this day.