Archive for July, 2015

Hillary’s A Pig

Posted in 2016 Election, Politics on July 7th, 2015

Hillary Clinton Is A PigFluttering around the background of both the Lamestream Media and the news sources on the internet is the ongoing scandal of Hillary Clinton violating various laws by using her personal email account and server to conduct State Department business.

The most recent bit of news is that it has finally been admitted that she illegally used it to convey classified material at least 25 separate times. How many times she actually did so in total is unknown because most of the emails had been deleted.

But, of course, there’s neither sign nor expectation that any serious sanctions or charges will ever be brought down up Hillary’s hoary head. Nor will the Lamestream Media hold Hillary accountable for her misdeeds.

Professor Jonathan Turley has described this as another example of America’s Animal Farm system, in which all animals are supposedly equal but some animals are more equal than others. This seems an apt analogy and, given that, it’s more than obviously that Hillary Clinton is a pig – that particular breed of livestock that was more equal.

Yet sadly, there’s little to naught that we, the People can do about the special protections and entitlements that Hillary receives. In truth, though we all know that you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear, we’ll be damned hard pressed to keep our domestic enemies from making a POTUS out of a sow’s cunt.

Alcohol Was Involved

Posted in Humor, Society on July 7th, 2015

Devon Staples In America it seems that no Spring or Summer holiday is quite complete without some fool killing himself through his own drunken stupidity. This just past Independence Day the requisite fool was Maine’s Devon Staples, who killed himself instantly when he tried to launch a firework mortar tube from the top of his head.

Yep! Sometimes, as in this case, the gene pool is self-cleaning.

And I just know that Staples gleefully shouted out something akin to, “Hey guys! Watch this!” right before triggering his pyrotechnic demise. 😆

For the Blue Bellies out there reading this, as a Southern man I can tell you that any variant of the call, “Hey guys! Watch this!” will trigger an instant and visceral reaction of Duck and Cover among those of us who would like to continue living. OK, OK! These days it probably triggers an instant and visceral reaction of Duck, Cover, and Get Out The Camera Phone, but you get what I mean.

But hey! Devon Staples, a dog walker and former Disney theme park cast member, has likely secured himself a lasting place in history…as a 2015 recipient of the Darwin Award.

An American Black Babe

Posted in Society on July 6th, 2015

It’s a long-running and increasing problem that the African-Americans aka the “Black Community” not only aren’t in any meaningful way except legalisms Americans but are actively against and hateful towards our nation, whose borders they live within.

However, this is a matter of culture, not genetics.

An American Black Babe
An American Black Babe

As this cute, curvy American Black babe in NYC’s Times Square shows us all, there are some – hopefully a growing number – of Blacks who’ve chosen to “immigrate” to America and assimilate into our culture. 😉

Lucy On The 4th

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on July 5th, 2015

Lefty Lucy is conflicted about the Forth of JulyLefty Lucy On The 4th

Hope n’ Change‘s Lefty Lucy is always good for at an eye roll and, more often than not, for a laugh. In this case the humor is the oh-so-typical ambivalence and conflict the character experiences about celebrating Independence Day.

This so aptly sums up the average rank and file Liberals and Progressives.

Watering America’s Tree

Posted in Politics, Society on July 5th, 2015

Yes, American can have nice things…like holidays that celebrate our nation and our culture. It just takes good and patriotic Americans who are willing to put paid to our domestic enemies and keep them from defiling our symbols and holidays.

Thankfully, we have such fine citizens.

Americans Run Of Domestic Enemies In Brooklyn

It seems that a group of Leftist filth and Blacktivist vermin decided that the 4th of July was the perfect time to go to Fort Green Park in Brooklyn and burn a bunch of American flags. Unfortunately for our domestic enemies a group of bikers and military veterans got wind of this atrocity and ran the misborn animals off.

It’s always inspiring then the good guys win! It’s just a little sad, however, with the amount of force brought to bear, the softness of the targets, and the ready availability of accelerants that the good citizens didn’t burn these scum.

Remember that American can and will continue to have nice things as long as her people stay strong, tolerate no enemy to our ways, and remain willing and able to water America’s tree with the blood of our enemies and the tears of their kin…but only so long as that.