Archive for October, 2012

Abstinence Failure

Posted in 2008 Election, 2012 Election, Humor, Politics on October 29th, 2012

The Liberals and Progressives are right about one thing; abstinence-only education doesn’t consistently work. It relies too much upon the wisdom, forethought, and self-restraint of the participants involved.

The 2008 elections and Obama’s installation as the POTUS proved that without even a remnant of a shadow of a doubt remaining.

Obamastinence
It’s Time For A Washington D & C

Despite all sense, education, and upbringing screaming that they shouldn’t do it, millions of residents of our nation voted for Obama.

Worse, our nation then had a contraceptive failure. The Electoral College, created by our Founding Fathers to protect the People from such failure of abstinence, did not step in and prevent this most unwise and unthought-out presidency.

All we’re left with, if we want to have some chance at the future we always wanted, is the hard step of abortion. We have to scrape out this unwanted parasite that is feeding off the very life’s blood of America. 😉

The Three Monkeys

Posted in 2012 Election, Humor, Politics on October 27th, 2012

The three monkeys of the lamestream media: ABC, CBS, and NBC are a far cry from Mizaru, Kikazaru, and Iwazaru – the three wise monkey’s of the famous sanzaru.

ABC, CBS, NBC - Three Monkeys when it comes to reporting the truth
See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Report No Evil

They’re willful failure to report upon the Benghazi tragedy with any diligence and their refusal to ask Obama anything resembling a tough question about either his regime’s murderous betrayal of our Consulate staff or their ongoing lies about the situation is a cruel mockery of both wisdom and journalism.

Oops! I used “monkey” and “Obama” in the same article. Cue the worthless libtard cries of racism. 😆

They have become no less a regime-owned propaganda corps than the Fars News Agency the mouthpiece of Iran’s Ayatollahs.

It’s fairly safe to assume that, if it regards their boy, Obama, nothing they say, show, or print is the truth in anything close to entirety. All these monkeys are doing is throwing poo and it’s time to either put them back in their cages or put them down as we would any members of an unwanted invasive species.

Tough Choice

Posted in Humor, Society on October 26th, 2012

Halloween is a celebration that entails a surprising number of choices: what costume to wear or dress your children in; what sorts of snacks to hand out; to decorate your place or not; the list goes on for a shockingly long time.

But who know just how tough some of the unexpected choices might be?

It can be one the holidays tough choices
Trick or Treat? Hmm….That’s A Tough One

When you consider all the possibilities and their variations, that’d be a really tough choice to make. It’s hard to tell what position to take.

Someone Call Red Bull

Posted in 2012 Election, Humor, Politics on October 25th, 2012

Some call Red Bull. Obamanomics is in a flat spin and falling groundward at 177 feet / second. Someone needs to give it wings or something before it splatters all over the nation.

Someone Call Red Bull. They seem to be able to give anything wings
Obamanomics – No Gentle Landing Foreseen

Red Bull and Felix Baumgartner seem a better choice than the Federal Government and Obama, though Felix is certainly not as articulate as Obama. He seems to favor results over rhetoric.

Of course this is a perennial problem with amateurs. No matter how often their told that 90% of chute failures are due to poor body positioning, they’re still likely to get it wrong the first few times.

Obama - Head Up Ass
Head Up Your Ass – The Keynesian Position

Yeah, someone call Red Bull and Baumgartner or – and here’s a thought – let’s throw the worthless little failure out of the White House and replace him with someone who understands business economics and whose desires are more likely to encourage the private sector to grow again.

Obama Satisfies Them

Posted in 2008 Election, 2012 Election, Humor on October 24th, 2012

The Liberals and Progressives are satisfied by Obama, even if they’re not satisfied with his performance or with some of his saner policy decisions.

Obama's like a drug that the Liberals and Progressives are hooked upon
Obama – The Fix That They Crave

The boy’s like a drug to them, feeding their monkeys of ethno-guiltism and oikophobia since he hustled onto the national stage in the 2008 elections.

Don’t lump the “Black Community” in with the White, Leftist addicts. They’re not satisfied by or with Obama… But they’ll vote for him anyway since he chose to be Black.

You also can’t lump those who aren’t supporting Obama so much as making war against the GOP. They’re oikophobic as well but Obama does not feed their need.

And, while they whine about hpw Americans have supposedly “othered” Obama and rant about the alleged “niggerization” of him, it just makes them crave him more and more, like when coca is processed into cocaine or opium into heroin.

The Liberals and Progressives are too far down the addiction spiral to ever have any hope of getting clean on their own. It’s definitely time for an intervention. 😉