Mikko Rantalainen on A Monument To Gen Z: “The official name of this artwork is “Journey of Self Discovery” but I agree that “Monument to the new generation”…” Jul 2, 07:45
on New Client, New Problem: “😆 I’m always going to advocate for both. It be too hypocritical for me to do otherwise.” Sep 21, 07:03
on New Client, New Problem: “My top two from this exquisite collection: 1.) https://i0.wp.com/blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/1/nggallery/need-new-shirts/08.jpg?ssl=1 2.) https://i0.wp.com/blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/1/nggallery/need-new-shirts/12.jpg?ssl=1 I can’t figure out the winner! Tuscan bouffant or…” Sep 20, 18:59This, or something quite close to it, would be the end result of Michelle Obama’s jihad against food, states’ rights, and parents’ rights:
FDC State Ration Approved Children’s Maintenance Unit
And each meal comes with pocket copies of both her husband’s autobiographies and instructions on how to turn in their parents for non-State approved snacking. 😆
In the aftermath of the T-virus having devastated the Earth’s population and civilizations and having mutated almost all of the men into infectious flesh-eating zombies, Alice turned her capable hands to construction…and, from the look of it, lesbianism.
This seems to have worked out well for her – very, very well in fact. 😉
From the look of things, the house Alice built may have had traditional stud construction, but interior was all tongue in groove. 😆
For reasons that totally escape my understanding Americans neither “get” not particularly care about the sport of rugby.
Mmmmm….Scrummy 🙂
I think we can change that, don’t you?
With all due deference to Bacchus, it’s time to put the bacchanalia behind us as a rite of bygone days. It is time to rejoice and revel in porky abandon. Let the Baconalia begin!
Baconalia! Beer and Bacon, Together At Last! Huzzah!
Enjoy the porkalicious goodness of this bacon mug with a rich, dark beer. Whether it be a smoked beer or malty beer is up to you, the celebrant. and as a break between libations you can fill it with beer cheese soup!
But no celebration is complete with just food and drink. Such would be nothing but a meal, albeit one of divine splendor. To fully celebrate the baconalia requires women.
And there you have the three “B’s” of the divine feast of the baconalia – Beer, Babes, and Bacon! Huzzah!
There a only a few things that we mortals can count upon: death, taxes, and that Bill Clinton was, is, and always will be a dawg. 😉 What we might not be able to count upon is that the afterlife is as perfectly ordered and efficient in processing arriving souls on to their final rewards or punishments as we’ve been told that it is.
This could cause some issues…
President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was sent to hell.
The Pope explained the situation to the devil, who checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged. The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix the problem and correct the error.
The next day, the Pope was called in and the devil said his good-bye as he went off to heaven.
On his way up, he met Clinton who was on his way down, and they stop to chat.
Pope: Sorry about the mix up.
President Clinton: No problem.
Pope: Well, I’m really excited about going to heaven.
President Clinton: Why’s that?
Pope: All my life I’ve wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.
President Clinton: You’re a day late.
That’s Ol’ Billy Clinton. He’s always been a good ol’ boy, ever ready to use his Arkansas toothpick. 😆
Bill! You Are Sooooo Going To Hell!
Yeah, yeah – I know. Somebody’s going to be offended by this one. Christians, especially Catholics, think of jokes about the Virgin Mary as being even more blasphemous than those about Jesus Christ or God.
