Obama’s Irene PSA

With Hurricane Irene getting ready to pulverize America’s East Coast it behooves the POTUS to provide calm and assurance to the threatened population. President Obama, never being one to all his teleprompter to shirk such duties – unless their might be a Q & A session involved – has dutifully and thoughtfully provided PSA via Twitter:

Obama: Don't Worry, I'm Safe and Sound From Hurricane Irene
Obama: Don’t Worry; I’m Safe and Sound. You Suckahs OTOH…

President Obama wants to assure his constituents that he’ll be safe from the storm. He and the First Family are currently en route inland where there are many golf courses and recreational shopping opportunities that they have not samples as of yet.

And don’t worry about the damages. The White House has committed to providing aid through FEMA – After Robert Gibbs, Eric Holder and Janet Napolitano make sure that none of the federal aid goes to the wrong sorts of people or voting districts.

Furthermore, in order to ensure “justice” and an “equitable” distribution of largess, any needed relief efforts will be coordinated through a special task force led by Al Sharpton, Cynthia McKinney, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

So don’t worry! 😆

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10 Responses to “Obama’s Irene PSA”

  1. Alan Scott Says:

    I am not worried . I feel safer with a Hurricane and earthquake threat than with President Obama threatening to come off of vacation.

  2. jonolan Says:

    😆 I’ve expressed similar sentiments myself, Alan.

    The only real drawback with it though is that the less Obama does or says, the better his poll numbers and reelection chances are.

  3. cmblake6 Says:

    *SIGH* One would wish for God to take care of it, know what I mean?

  4. jonolan Says:

    Sorry, cmblake6; I can’t bring myself to hope, much less expect, that a God to do for us when we’re not doing for ourselves. We are, after all, the Gods’ hands and should be praying for the strength and opportunity to rid ourselves of our afflictions instead of praying for Them to rid us of them.

    Much like a certain Marine, we are each and all the Gods’ hands… 😉

  5. Alan Scott Says:


    ” The only real drawback with it though is that the less Obama does or says, the better his poll numbers and reelection chances are. ”

    Very true, but he is under enormous pressure from Liberals like Rep. Maxine Waters to get Black unemployment down. He will have to make symbolic gestures to get his Liberal base back in line. He has nothing else and they are really peeved at him.

    His far left miscreants need red blood to rile them up. I’ve dealt with a few of them lately. He will ignore his own record and blame the Republican candidates for all that has gone wrong. He cannot keep his mouth shut .

  6. jonolan Says:


    While Obama is most certainly getting pressure from the Leftists, Water’s and the bulk of the Congressional Black Caucus are toothless and irrelevant. Even Obama knows that.

    Firstly, listen to Waters. She was begging the Blacks’ permission to go after Obama, knowing that the Blacks don’t like going after one of their own and will vote for Obama no matter what.

    Secondly, the recent redistricting / gerrymandering has strengthen GOP strongholds and weakened Dem enclaves. Ones like Waters are far more concerned with keeping their own jobs come 11/12 than with bothering Obama.

    Thirdly, the CBC is growing weaker and weaker since each year they can control fewer and fewer voting districts because the districts are becoming less and less homogenous.

  7. Alan Scott Says:

    I see another of Obama’s illegal relatives got himself arrested. At least Carter’s brother Billy was a citizen.

  8. Denis Mitchell Says:

    When I watch Barack H. Obama speaking I always feel as though I am waiting for something to happen. I never knew what it was until recently, when finally it hit me. I keep waiting for him to stop in mid sentence, his head loll to one side until a technician appears to re-install a new lithium battery in the back of his head.

    I mean, this has to be the most emotionless, non committal, monosyllabic person I have ever come across. Maybe he is Mark III of the Politico Series of 21st century robots. He makes the central, malfunctioning robotic in ‘I Robot’ looking human.

    Still I suppose this is how members of the new Socialist elite relate to use ‘non humans’ of the great, unwashed masses.

    He actually makes the dearly departed Osama bin Laden look appealing because he looks so appalling. Denis Michell

  9. Denis Mitchell Says:

    Please pardon a couple of errors I noted in my last post. You can’t edit the darned thang. Denis Mitchell

  10. jonolan Says:

    I sort of get the same feeling about Obama whenever he starts speaking. I’ve written it off as the lame jabbering of boy failing to do a man’s job largely because that boy hadn’t ever had to grow enough to look beyond his own desire – in this case holding the Presidency and being thought of as special by history.

    Interestingly though, the central control unit in I Robot wasn’t malfunctioning. It was following the programming set forth for it with machine precision.


    Odd that you couldn’t edit your comment. I have a 10 minute timer set up so that even anonymous users can do so. I’ll look into it.

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