Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Joerassic Park Opens

Posted in Humor, Politics on August 12th, 2022
Joerassic Park Opens
Joerassic Park Opens

Yeah; that sounds about right. Biden and Co. would say that a Tyrannosaurus rex was a lamb, and therefor safe, just as they’ve claimed that they haven’t sunk America into a recession and that we have a 0% inflation rate.

Delusions or Duplicities? I truly believe that it no longer matters. A sufficiently entrenched level in incompetence is indistinguishable from malice. As such, it needs to be treated so to the fullest and furthest extent we, the People’s will and means.

Fun Times Are Coming

Posted in Humor, Politics on August 11th, 2022
Fun Times Are Coming
Fun Times Are Coming

Between what the Dems poisoning the government are doing and what I seeing, hearing, and reading on the webs – normal and dark – I’m pretty sure some “fun times” are coming. Well, not so fun for the ATF, FBI and other “alphabet bois and gurls” who first encounter “creative resistance” from American citizen patriots. But hey! I’m Southern. The sarcastic scenario above would just be a different sort of pig roast. 😆

I’ve got to admit though, there’s a part of me that would laugh my ass off watching some gun-grabbing, ATF thugs getting literally lit up like this. It’d be a true, “Fucked around and found out moment.” Fortunately or not, there’s a larger part of me that very much doesn’t want things to come to this.

Don't Assume

Posted in Humor, Society on August 9th, 2022
Don't Assume That They're Persons
Don’t Assume That They’re Persons

Truly! Assumptions based upon gross physical characteristics are extremely scientifically flawed, foolish, and quite dangerous. Most of Americans’ ongoing issues are the direct result of assuming that those sorts that constantly rant, rail, and riot against anything and everything that is America are persons just because, to a large extent, they look like us.

After all, we have no codified standard for being truly human. We certainly have no standardized test to determine whether an individual creature in our form is in fact human, e.g., Frank Herbert’s “Gom Jabbar Test of Humanity.” We’re operating off of assumptions and social pressures that change periodically based upon prevailing media opinions and who won what war.

So, don’t assume. Test, verify, and act accordingly. 👿

AOC 2024?

Posted in 2024 Elections, Humor, Politics on August 8th, 2022
AOC 2024
AOC 2024?

Well, it seems that Democrat operative and failed political candidate, Michael Starr Hopkins seems to think that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez aka AOC is the Democrats “Best Non-White Hope” for defeating President Donald Trump in the 2024 presidential elections. 😆

Now, I think – I certainly hope – that Hopkins wrote this a joke with a certain amount of meaning and social commentary to it. But, at the same time, I do find this to be a very irresponsible expression of humorous commentary if that is what declaring AOC to be best Dem candidate in 2024 was meant to be.

AOC’s rank unintelligence is only matched – but it is matched – by her charisma, especially to the race and gender obsessed Leftist voters. She is their nigh on perfect front-person, as her popularity among them proves, and has ways and means to secure support and campaign funds that no male candidate possesses. Buttigieg would be the closest, but the market for him would be too small to make a real difference. 😉

So yeah! AOC in 2024 is a fucking hilarious idea, but I’m not stupid enough to not keep a weather eye out, because they’re stupid enough to do this… completely unironically.

Why Yes, Khan, It Is

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor on August 7th, 2022
So, Revenge Is Ice Cream?
Yes, Khan, It Is Ice Cream
Yes, Khan, It Is Ice Cream