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She Listened To My PSA

Posted in Humor on October 31st, 2021
She Listened To My PSA and chose a sexy costume of something that nobody would consider sexy
She Listened To My PSA

I do so love it when people read and comply with the PSAs and suggestions I make. In this case, this fine Desi babe obviously chose her Halloween costume with my costuming and cosplay suggestion firmly in mind. 😆 😆 😈

Halloween Horror

Posted in Humor on October 31st, 2021
Halloween Horror - An Earworm From A Galaxy Far, Far Away Do Do Dodo DodoStorm Trooper Do Do DoDo DoDo…
Halloween Horror – An Earworm From A Galaxy Far, Far Away Do Do Dodo DodoStorm Trooper Do Do DoDo DoDo…

A bit of Halloween horror compliments of the 501st, Vader’s Legion. Happy Baby Sharkoween, folks! The earworm shall live in your brain till Christmas. 😉

2021's Snek-o-Lantern

Posted in Humor on October 31st, 2021
Snek-o-Lantern Says, Happy Halloween

To paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson’s most iconic piece of dialog, I’m Loving This Mutherf**king Snek In My Mutherf**king Halloween! 😆

And no, Folks. This is not a great piece of Photoshop or GIMP work. This is an actual snake. Specifically, it’s a ball python of one of several possible modern “morphs.” This one has been called both the Pumpkin Pied and Jack-o-Lantern morph, but could also be any one of a number of other named color/pattern varieties of ball python.

Birthing An Abomination

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society on October 30th, 2021
Birthing An Abomination
Birthing An Abomination

And so the true lasting horror of Halloween came to be. Sure, we’ve been told to blame George Renninger, a candymaker at the Wunderlee Candy Company in Philadelphia, for creating the monstrosity that is candy corn in the 1880s, and the Goelitz Confectionery Company who spread the evil to the world in 1898, but now we know the ugly truth.

Funny But False

Posted in Humor, Politics on October 24th, 2021
Funny But False - Their Deaths Alone Won't Save America
Funny But False – Their Deaths Alone Won’t Save America

OK! Yes, the thought of Creepy Uncle Joe Biden and Kamala Hyena Harris dying together at sea is both funny and a pleasant fantasy to many Americans. However funny this joke is though, it’s false. The deaths of Biden and Harris would not save America. The line of succession and those in that line mean that there’s no hope that those two dying would benefit our nation and our people.

Current Line Of Presidential Succession

#PersonParty
2Nancy PelosiDemocrat
3Patrick LeahyDemocrat
4Antony BlinkenDemocrat
5Janet YellenDemocrat
6Lloyd AustinDemocrat
7Merrick GarlandDemocrat
8Deb HaalandDemocrat
9Tom VilsackDemocrat
10Gina RaimondoDemocrat
11Marty WalshDemocrat
12Xavier BecerraDemocrat
13Marcia FudgeDemocrat
14Pete ButtigiegDemocrat
*Jennifer GranholmDemocrat
15Miguel CardonaDemocrat
16Denis McDonoughDemocrat
*Alejandro MayorkasDemocrat
* Ineligible due to being a naturalized citizen

As you can see, every single one of those in line for the Presidency is a Democrat and, worse, most are either Obama appointees or retreaded Obama appointees placed back into office by Biden. None of them being POTUS would allow America to survive.

And, can you in your worst nightmares picture President Pelosi?!?