Archive for the 'Humor' Category

WNBA’s Barter Economy

Posted in Humor on August 13th, 2025
The WNBA's Barter Economy
The WNBA’s Barter Economy

The females in the WNBA keep demanding more and more money despite the simple economic fact that their entire league has never once turned a profit, instead losing between 10 – 50 million dollars per year. They wouldn’t even have a league or jobs if the NBA didn’t subsidize them and cover those multi-million-dollar annual losses.

But hey! What fans they have have instituted a barter economy for them. 😉 Dildos! Big, green dildos! On the brighter side though, maybe the females on the teams can pick up some endorsements from Bad Dragon or Doc Johnson.

Dems Fight Crime Statistics

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on August 13th, 2025
Dems Fight Crime Statistics, Not Crime
Dems Fight Crime Statistics, Not Crime

😆 Babylon Bee got it so right. And, it’s funny in a laugh-out-loud so you don’t do something illegal way.

That’s really how Democrat Mayors, City Councils, and what passes for their Police Chiefs operate. They fight crime statistics, not crime – especially not street-level, violent crime. It’s so much easier for them – and less “racist” – to redefine crime and violence than to actually enforce the law.

3½ More Years, Libs

Posted in 2024 Elections, Humor, Politics, Society on August 12th, 2025
Just About 3½ More Years, Libs
Just About 3½ More Years, Libs

Better pace yourselves, Libtards. You’ve got just about 3½ More Years of President Trump Making America Great Again, which will rightly and necessarily come at the expense of most of what you want. So, stock up on eye drops and hydrate, so you don’t run out of tears, and keep throat lozenges handy, so your throat can keep up with all your screaming. 😉

Liberals’ tears are the birth fluids of a renewed and restored America, and their screams are its birth cry.

Republicans Have Good Genes

Posted in Humor, Politics on August 11th, 2025
Republicans Have Good Genes
Republicans Have Good Genes

It’s true! Republicans have great genes. Even better, when Democrats realize that they have great genes, they switch to being Republicans. It’s truly a triumph of voluntary, positive eugenics. 😆

The Liars’ Summit

Posted in Humor, Politics on August 10th, 2025
The Liars' Summit
The Liars’ Summit

Honestly, this had to be the most concentrated effluvium of Identity Crises in modern American history. 😆 It also sounds like the start of a bad joke.