Reflections From a Murky Pond

Re-Visioning Classic Sci-Fi

I’m not even going to equivocate. When one of my wives showed me these redone book covers for some of the classic sci-fi/fantasy novels, I: smoked, snorted, rolled my eyes, laughed out loud, and spit coffee over my laptop, depending upon each image. It was such a good start to the day that I decided to share with everyone.

Oh, and if all, most, or some of these images leave you wondering, don’t feel bad at all. These are comically redone first edition – I’m pretty sure the only edition is a few cases – covers of novels and novellas that I read as a kid. I’d hazard a guess that they’re all 50 or more years old.

Despite it putting us on the same side as our domestic enemies, the Democrats, the just war on Christmas, and its expansionist colonialism of Autumn must be wage incessantly and prosecuted with stern vigor until the Klaus Regime capitulates and returns to abiding by the strictures set forth in the Black Friday Agreement!

Ah, the timeless wisdom of the Orient. True then and true today. 😆 And yeah, some of us know this truth, don’t we, Tyler?

Breast milk and, along with it, breastfeeding is a regular cause of certain amounts of controversy and consternation in what passes for Western society these days. Some figured this could be solved through modifying the curriculum of our schools.

BIOLOGY EXAM:

This is straight from Scotland. Students in a Third Year(S3) Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk’. The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:

1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck.

Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.

He got an A+.

😆 I’m not sure that was the original lesson plan, but damn well done!

Somewhere, at least one of our domestic enemies is seeing this delightful piece of photoshopped imagery and suffering from acute apoplexy and hypertension. Well, maybe; Reflections From A Murky Pond isn’t allowed much reach. Contrariwise, those Americans who manage to find this are probably going to be chortling and sniggering when they see this, which is more my focus than jabbing at the Leftists inside our nation’s borders.

And, let’s all face it; “Let’s Go Brandon!” is both the perfect jibe ate the Lamestream Media’s stupidity and mendacity and a more pilot way of voicing our patriotism than what the phrase is standing in for.

But, this whole thing does remind me more than a bit of the 17th episode of Disney’s Recess, “The Story of Whomps,” in which T.J. is arrested and has to go to court for using a “stand-in word” in place of a profanity. Yeah, art may mimic life, but it seems that children’s cartoons now predict reality. 🙄

But then, these are the times we live in, and the installation of Biden as POTUS is strong evidence that children’s cartoons are now fitting oracles.

But hey! Sing it loud! Raise Up A Joyous Noise Unto The Heavens. Let all beneath the Firmament know just how we feel about Creepy Sleepy Uncle Joe and what his handlers are doing to our nation.