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Biden Family's Values

Posted in Humor, Politics, Religion on July 17th, 2022
Biden Family's Values
Biden Family’s Values

In point of fact, Hunter is a far more devout Crystal Methodist than Creepy Uncle Joe is a Catholic. Then again, Joe’s views on abortion and his apostasy may have a lot to do with Hunter’s “religious rights.” He may just not want any more of Hunter’s bastard by-blows showing up. 😉

Your Tactical Girlfriend

Posted in Humor, Society on July 16th, 2022
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Your Tactical Girlfriend
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I don’t know about you, but Zuck’s algorithm keeps filling my feed with everything and anything “tactical.” Well, very sadly,everything except ads for a “Tactical Girlfriend.” And that’s the greatest shame of it. 😆

I mean, really! Easiest cute pet name ever – Molly. And easiest assigned role ever too – Load Bearing Equipment. 😉

Waffle House Explained

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society on July 12th, 2022
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Waffle House Explained To Their Sorts

Simply put and in terms that Yankees, Carpetbaggers, Residentes de Miami, and not too few – and fucking far too many – modern, “Southern” urbanites can understand and internalize, Waffle House is just Southern Hibachi.

Making Their Own Choices

Posted in Humor, Society on July 12th, 2022
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Making Their Own Choices – Sons Raised Right

If you’re both wise and committed to raising children who will think for themselves and not be afraid about making their choices in life, raise them to think for themselves. Raise them to refuse the false limits of the choices what passes for teachers these days will always present them. 😉

Remember, the most basic and pernicious form of what passes for our school system’s indoctrination of America’s youth is their deliberate miseducation of choices. They always present a limited set of “correct” answers, and they always expect and demand that students abide by these limitations.

Teach your children, especially your sons, to reject this tyranny and to choose what and/or what set of answers are right for them.

Separate But Equal

Posted in Humor on July 2nd, 2022
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Separate But Equal – Another Meaning

Separate But Equal doesn’t always means what you think it means and it doesn’t always refer to previous attempts to protect the Races from each other and each other’s cultures. 😉

Yeah, though they seem utterly unrelated promises, there’s really no difference between a fishing man’s “One last cast,” and woman’s “I’ll be five minutes.” In either case, it means in all truth that you’re going to be there waiting for a fair bit of time. Five minutes, one last cast – same ol’, same ol’.