Reflections From a Murky Pond

The first rule in an emergency is to stay calm. 99% of the time panic is not the right answer. Frankly, 99% of time that there’s an emergency you should have already panicked and gotten the hell out of whatever you were. So, if you’re already in the emergency situation, there’s no point in panicking anymore. 😛

Stay Calm. Beer Is Here

Fortunately, some good Samaritans have decided to provide an emergency service to help the rest of out of these situations. 😆

Have you ever wondered why men almost always keep their beer on the bottom shelf of the refrigerator? It’s really quite simple…

It’s On The Bottom Shelf, Honey!

Now that we’ve gotten to the bottom of that, it should be clear as to why this occurs with such regularity. 😉

As it was fried so shall it be. The rules of bacon must be obeyed.

Bacon Rules

And yes, Ladies; rule 12 is incontrovertible. Properly used bacon will get you laid, especially during the Holidays.

I’m really not sure exactly when or why bacon grew from being just tasty food into a pervasive meme or trope, but I’m enjoying every delicious, smoky minute of it. 😛

Domestic bliss and/or a happy home life – Easy to fantasize about but oft times harder achieve. It helps though if one remembers that home is where the hearth is and that there’s a blurred line between the sensual pleasures of the kitchen and those of the bedroom. 🙂

Please note though, this is only part of the joy. Desirable women in general and erotica in specific should not be constrained to the “traditional” domestic settings. There are, after all, so many other options nowadays.

There’s a whole lot of flak about Genetically Modified (GMO) crops. All sorts of evils have been ascribed to them by various sorts who hate technology and/or the corporations who create them, mostly the latter.

The thing is that they’re complaining about all the wrong things!

It’s Sustainable And Filling, A True Stuffing Pepper

Gentlemen, these sorts of “stuffing peppers” need to be eradicated post haste before we slide even further into irrelevancy. 😯